Quote:Hands folded in front of his mouth, Gendo Ikari surveys the table before him, the arranged tomes of knowledge and secrets. The Children are assembled, and it is Rei and Asuka's friend, Horaki, who will lead the proceedings, while he supervises. Like he always does.
"Okay, Rei, roll your character."
The dice falls where it may. The Children stare at it, and Horaki raises an eyebrow at Rei.
"Rei, that means your character has a charisma of 5," she says, "She's going to be…socially awkward."
"What in God's name is she?" Shinji asks.
"She's a Green Sun Princess Jedi Monk Inquisitor," Rei says, "Weee~ell, what I was going to do was take Scourge as my caste, then kinda take Khorne as my favored, so I could be awesome and silent and run around and make people explode like nuclear bombs and create a demon city made out of razor wind and screams that keeps on movin'. And stuff."
Gendo raises an eyebrow. He's getting the feeling Yui isn't going to be happy.
"Was Exalted 40K really the best idea for a tabletop game?" Shinji asks.
"Do you want to see what Rei's idea for a DnD character looked like?" Hikari responds.
Aaaaand New Chapter.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.