Okay, here's the concept: completely innocent comments that, when delivered to the wrong metafictional character, could get you killed. Or lectured. Or turned into an avocado. You know, whatever.
So, to start things off:
"Dude, what HAPPENED to you?"
1. "I Friended Nanoha Takamachi on Facebook." (yeah, I know, I already used this one, but it's too good not to use again)
2. "I used 'Ignorance is bliss' in front of Twilight Sparkle."
2a. "Twilight asked me to tell her about the book I was reading. It was 'Farenheit 451'."
3. "I invited Utena to a toga party."
So, to start things off:
"Dude, what HAPPENED to you?"
1. "I Friended Nanoha Takamachi on Facebook." (yeah, I know, I already used this one, but it's too good not to use again)
2. "I used 'Ignorance is bliss' in front of Twilight Sparkle."
2a. "Twilight asked me to tell her about the book I was reading. It was 'Farenheit 451'."
3. "I invited Utena to a toga party."