Uh oh.... (Mass Effect)

[dark seraph]

I finaly got off my ass and finished ME3.

I didn't hate the ending, but I wasn't wowed either.

everything was going fine, sure, Anderson had died, but I killed the Illusive Man the same way I killed Saren, talked him into blowing his own brains out.

Then I went on the grav lift and talked to.... the architect from the second matrix film I think...

Now I have seen the video on youtube that argues most of ME3 is Shepard fighting off indoctrination... but I don't know... seems like a stretch to explain away some plot holes.

But what ending did I chose?

Control, where some how taking the pilot seat of the reapers blows up the relays, but hey, I am a god (till Harbinger kicks me out)?

Synthesis, where via Space Magic! I die and blow up the relays, but hey, we all get to be techno organic and happy?

Or Destroy, where I blow up the relays, a hundred elder god death bots and crash back to earth and have a happily ever after with Liara?

Of course I blew up the death bots! I'm no idiot.

So in a fanficy ending, My Shepard retired to the new Krogan collany of Australia and Had many blue babies (and maybe adopted a Krogan kid as well), while the universe slowly rebuilt. The End... till the next galactic threat rocks up.