SCIENCE!!!!!!

[Logan Darklighter]

They have more!

I screenshotted and copied the descriptions for posterity in case their page ever goes away. Here's all the designs.



Rock Robot:

Hypothesis: Current scientific thought suggests we have already achieved max rocking level. Perhaps max-rocking levels could be radically increased
with creation of 30ft tall motion controlled guitar thrashing robot simulacrum.

Result: We rocked the fuck out.



Babe Factory

Hypothesis: Paucity of attractive females within our laboratory social circle could be remedied by construction of a trans-dimensional matter
assembler. This assumes proper programming of nubility-codec.

Result: Success! note: The unmitigated success of this project makes further research in other areas appear increasingly frivolous





Jurassic BBQ

Hypothesis: Over 99% of prehistoric animal species are now extinct, many of which were no doubt delicious. By mastering advanced cloning techniques we
can incorporate these long dead animal species into a unique and scrumptious BBQ experience.

Result: The T-Rex proved delectable, but our 'Kiss the Cloner' apron failed to deliver.



Germ Wrangler

Hypothesis: The rapidly fluctuating velocity provided by ciliate locomotion could provide significant riding / wrangling challenges.This
assumes of course subject paramecium could be properly enlarged or researcher scaled down.

Result: Potential for impressing females was radically underestimated.



Cheers!
Hypothesis: Traditional pyrotechnic celebrations such as those associated with the Fourth
of July would be radically more memorable with inclusion of thermonuclear devices.
Result:Success!
NOTE: predictable noise and radiation complaints from neighbors are well within tolerance levels considering awesomeness of blowing up large quantities of
crap





Nuke Hugger
Hypothesis: Unfettered expression of physical affection from researchers toward power
facility will produce noticeable gains in fission output due to interaction between emotional energy fields and beta decay.
Result:Power output nearly doubled NOTE: in further study inform researchers affection should be purely
platonic



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Just for the record, I still like the Rock Robot design the best. But the Babe factory is a close second. ^_^