I feel I must share this, because it was so magnificently awful, and it caught me splendidly off guard.I stopped by a bookstore tonight, and as I paid for my purchases, I noticed the clerk had black markings on her cheekbones that I associate with baseball, etc. She also wore a jersey, or at least a T-shirt, marked with the words, "Go Ceilings." If I'd taken a moment to think about it, I like to think I'd have seen the pun coming. But no; I simply asked, and she informed me that she was a "Ceiling fan."
I paid the appropriate tribute to such a ghastly pun, not only groaning aloud, but actually pounding my head -- gently -- a few times upon her counter.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
I paid the appropriate tribute to such a ghastly pun, not only groaning aloud, but actually pounding my head -- gently -- a few times upon her counter.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.