If a guy swallows a viagra pill, but it gets caught in his throat, does he end up with a stiff neck?
I get paid weekly. Very weekly.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it was cheesy anyway.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Why did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
What kind of doctor fixes broken Web sites? A URLologist.
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? It wanted to be a first-aid kit.
I get paid weekly. Very weekly.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it was cheesy anyway.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Why did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
What kind of doctor fixes broken Web sites? A URLologist.
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? It wanted to be a first-aid kit.