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General Notes
RE: General Notes
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I saw something that was both lewd and hilarious regarding RWBY.  (Which, for some reason, isn't on my world-list, so on it goes into the Haclyon Days overarch...)  I knew I just had to have it in-story for the laughs.

The image that inspired this is down below in the spoiler - the image itself is safe... but the contents of that notebook isn't!!!

For the snippet...

The basic idea is that Garrick and Team RWBY manage to get Roman and Neo to come in.  Before hand, Garrick has had a few bouts with Neo.  In their first bout, she had of course used her sembleance to try and fool him.  However, despite the fact that he saw through it, he compliments Neo, saying that it was very good, and might have fooled him if he wasn't paying attention.

From that point on, their fights had a rather flirtatious air to them.  Garrick just thinks that she's enjoying herself until....

Quote:The entire time Ozpin was questioning Roman, Neo Politan kept shooting me flirty looks and coy grins.  I know that we kinda flirted with each other in the past when we'd fought, but that wasn't enough to-

My train of thought was suddenly derailed as she took out a note book held in landscape aspect with the binding at the top.  And then, somehow without making any noise, she rapidly flipped through the pages, each one showing a request for some act of affection or sexual performance, and all the while bobbing her eyebrows at me.  They ran the gamut from sweet to raunchy with things like "Cuddle me gently" and "Be my valentine" and ranging up to "Fuck my throat" and "Eat my ass". 

Each one of those would have been enough to make me raise an eyebrow if it had just been one by itself.  But all that together at once?  Let's just say that it strained my ability to keep my composure.

But I completely lost it when I saw "Bludgeon my womb" followed up by "Knock me up" and "Paint me vanilla".

Ozpin and Roman both looked at me in surprise as I suddenly began coughing.

"Is... something wrong, Mr. Meiki?" asked Ozpin.

"*cough* oh no.  *hack*  Just peachy."

They then both looked to Neo, but she had already put the notebook away and was smiling innocently.

Ozpin and Roman then looked back at each other and it was easy for me to decipher what was silently exchanged there.

Did she just?

Oh yes, she did.  Let her be, though.  She needs this.

Right, right.

I then looked to Neo again as I finally got myself back into sorts.  Her grin was no longer quite so innocent, but instead was what I had come to know as The Vulpine Smile.

Faith?  Let the others know: we got a minor problem down here...

Oh well.  It's not like Garrick couldn't use a couple of professional thieves and mayhem makers among his retainers...
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General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 04-12-2019, 04:49 PM
RE: General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 04-13-2019, 08:17 AM
RE: General Notes - by classicdrogn - 04-13-2019, 09:17 AM
RE: General Notes - by robkelk - 08-07-2019, 07:40 PM
RE: General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 04-13-2019, 08:21 AM
RE: General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 08-06-2019, 10:04 PM
RE: General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 08-24-2019, 11:11 AM
RE: General Notes - by Black Aeronaut - 08-20-2020, 07:36 PM

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