ECSNorway Wrote:http://www.fanfiction.net.../1/Harry_and_the_PiratesStarted reading this, that the author spelled 'mafia' as 'mafiya' isn't a good sign. I hope it hold together.
Vernon Dursley dies a timely death. Harry Potter is two years old. Petunia decides to move away from England and bad memories, and accepts a job in Roanpur...
Harry and Dudley get to know her new boss: Auntie Balalaika.
Edit: And Dudley now has magic too. Does this story start picking up later? As is, it just seems like the whole Roanpur thing was just a cameo, and a way of explaining why Harry is happier, and knows generic martial arts.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.