I can't believe this has never been recommended here before (at least not so far as I can tell from my cursory searches, but I've been known to overlook the obvious before).
A one-shot fic by Eliezer Yudkowsky: Peggy-Susie.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
A one-shot fic by Eliezer Yudkowsky: Peggy-Susie.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.