(walks up to the mic, taps it twice to see if it's on, and waits for the feedback to settle.)
Hello, and thank you for coming to show.
Since I got things a little backwards and posted an honest observation before I made an introduction, I felt I should make one now.
(peers into the audience.) No, I won't play Free Bird.
I present myself for a moment's entertainment. Ask your questions, and I'll tell no lies.
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...
Hello, and thank you for coming to show.
Since I got things a little backwards and posted an honest observation before I made an introduction, I felt I should make one now.
(peers into the audience.) No, I won't play Free Bird.
I present myself for a moment's entertainment. Ask your questions, and I'll tell no lies.
_____
DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...