Wow. I woke up this morning convinced that I'd completely overreached myself, and instead people actually like it. 
The whole thing started with the "Tuxedo Helmet" image -- once that bit me, I just couldn't get it to let go. The rest was just finding a way to *justify* it.
One thing I *couldn't* quite figure out, though, was what *other* twists Doug would have put on the theme. I mean, tux-with-cycle-helmet, okay. But what would he use instead of roses? Or the walking stick? Inquiring minds want to know....
The whole thing started with the "Tuxedo Helmet" image -- once that bit me, I just couldn't get it to let go. The rest was just finding a way to *justify* it.
One thing I *couldn't* quite figure out, though, was what *other* twists Doug would have put on the theme. I mean, tux-with-cycle-helmet, okay. But what would he use instead of roses? Or the walking stick? Inquiring minds want to know....