[Meta/Silly] Leatherman 'Wave?

[Black Aeronaut]

My thought? It becomes one of the few tools one can use to safely handle 'Wave, and it picks up sort of a Heisenberg effect. When you open it, it has just the right tool for the job, but if you need another, you need to close it and reopen it.

"Hmm, the Wave thinks the right tool is a mig welder . . .."
"Your Leatherman has a mig welder!?"
"I've learned not to ask."

You do realize that Ben would be all over this so fast that it will be standard equipment for the Roughriders inside a month and available for retail two weeks after.  It could be a joint venture between Ben and Noah.  Ben would probably call it a Multiwave.  It rolls off the tongue nicely, avoids any copyright infringement, and plays off the multitool theme (multitool + handwavium = multiwave).
Hell, I could probably see the email...
From: "Benjamin Rhodes" (blackrider@roughriders.fen)
To: "Noah Scott" (REDACTED)
Date: REDACTED
Subj: Your capitalist heart is gonna love this!
Noah!  I guess you've heard about the craze with waving leatherman tools, but... I got a lockdown on a method to mass-produce these bastards!  Just a bit quirky in that the tool provided will accomplish the job only in the strictest sense of the wording.  (In other words, if it works, use it.)  I can have a batch of ten sent down your way later if you're interested.
Who do you think we should snag for the main factory lines?  Hephaestus? Gnarlycurl?
-Benjamin
CinC of Roughriders, 36 Atalante
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