"What does the Multiwave think this time?"
"I got the corkscrew."
"Oh, that's not subtle."
Various attachments for the “Multiwave.” (Should be powered
by the Rule of Funny)
Corkscrew
Rubber Chicken
Socket-to-me Wrench (if you don’t get it, say it out loud; if
you still don’t get it—you’re too young)
Duck-tape dispenser
Duck dispenser (QUACK!)
Change machine (stick in a dollar and get four quarters)
Swirly Straw
Potato Peeler
Garlic Press
Logic Probe
Illogic Probe
Back Scratcher
Compound Bow (full size, 60-lb pull, no arrows)
Grappling hook
Pinking shears
Skate Key
Flare gun (with flares)
Lung-powered air compressor
Thermometer
Dictionary
The obvious “Male and Female opener” are ignored since it
would have the standard knife blades.
"I got the corkscrew."
"Oh, that's not subtle."
Various attachments for the “Multiwave.” (Should be powered
by the Rule of Funny)
Corkscrew
Rubber Chicken
Socket-to-me Wrench (if you don’t get it, say it out loud; if
you still don’t get it—you’re too young)
Duck-tape dispenser
Duck dispenser (QUACK!)
Change machine (stick in a dollar and get four quarters)
Swirly Straw
Potato Peeler
Garlic Press
Logic Probe
Illogic Probe
Back Scratcher
Compound Bow (full size, 60-lb pull, no arrows)
Grappling hook
Pinking shears
Skate Key
Flare gun (with flares)
Lung-powered air compressor
Thermometer
Dictionary
The obvious “Male and Female opener” are ignored since it
would have the standard knife blades.