Blackstone (taps microphone): Ahem. Good afternoon. I've been asked to issue the following statement on behalf of the Rugsuckers... (unfolds paper)
Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
Quote:"We would like it to be known that the inventor of the so-called 'Matrioshka' Leatherman is a sadist of the first order, and that the Rugsuckers as a unit will be hunting down this person and killing them in the mos lingering and painful way possible. Believe us; we really mean it. It'll involve boy bands, rock salt, and Tico's collection of sporks. Just as soon as we can get him to put down his Leatherman...."(folds paper) Well, there you have it. Hope you're happy.
Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."