[Meta/Silly] Leatherman 'Wave?

[Mark Skarr]

Blackstone (taps microphone): Ahem. Good afternoon. I've been asked to issue the following statement on behalf of the Rugsuckers... (unfolds paper)

"We would like it to be known that the inventor of the so-called 'Matrioshka' Leatherman is a sadist of the first order, and that the Rugsuckers as a unit will be hunting down this person and killing them in the mos lingering and painful way possible. Believe us; we really mean it. It'll involve boy bands, rock salt, and Tico's collection of sporks. Just as soon as we can get him to put down his Leatherman...."

         (folds paper) Well, there you have it. Hope you're happy.

*Eep*
*taps boot heels together*
"There's no place like home.  There's no place like home."
"Crap, that only works for cute little twenty-somethings."
*opens Leatherman 'Wave and gets a stick of chalk*
"Wha . . . wait . . . 'Dimension Door on a Stick.'  Woo-hoo!"
*Draws door on the wall and opens it, revealing a gigantic pearlescent-white blob with a manical grin and teeth.*
"Smear yourselves with mustard and say--!"
"So long, sucker!"  *Slams door and leans against it to prevent it from opening*
*Glares at Leatherman*  "That was useless."