[Meta/Silly] Leatherman 'Wave?

[kestrel404]

Blackstone (taps microphone): Ahem. Good afternoon. I've been asked to issue the following statement on behalf of the Rugsuckers... (unfolds paper)

"We would like it to be known that the inventor of the so-called 'Matrioshka' Leatherman is a sadist of the first order, and that the Rugsuckers as a unit will be hunting down this person and killing them in the mos lingering and painful way possible. Believe us; we really mean it. It'll involve boy bands, rock salt, and Tico's collection of sporks. Just as soon as we can get him to put down his Leatherman...."

         (folds paper) Well, there you have it. Hope you're happy.

Matriosha Leatherman implies that the new multitool must be smaller than previous iteration.  I prefer the term 'Recursive Multitool', because it implies a virtually infinite series, and that once you've gotten to the 'too many' stage, the universe crashes.
"Not this again!" Minerva said. "Albus, it was You-Know-Who, not you, who marked Harry as his equal. There is no possible way that the prophecy could be talking about you!" - Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, Chapter 84