(RFC) My ship needs quirks

[Star Ranger4]

*rimshot*
Maybe it won't move without pina colada mix aboard?

If we're gonna go THAT route, the captain also needs to be sure his hair is perfect at all times, though probobly just one last check before walking out thje cabin door would work.
And or there must also be a tailor as a member of the crew at all times.
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children