The version I've seen goes like this:
I've seen this attributed to various people, but always Republicans.
Not having a personal stake in pretending there are two parties, I prefer this one from libertarian writer Joel Simon:
Quote:We have two parties here, and only two. One is the evil party, and the other is the stupid party. I’m very proud to be a member of the stupid party. Occasionally, the two parties get together to do something that’s both evil and stupid. That’s called bipartisanship.
I've seen this attributed to various people, but always Republicans.
Not having a personal stake in pretending there are two parties, I prefer this one from libertarian writer Joel Simon:
Quote:Left wing - right wing: Same stinking carrion bird in between.