Quote: The lyrics indicate that he'd be a really gneiss guy...OWWWW....
A kid once wrote on a geology test, "Granite is made in a hot place deep inside the earth. I guess you know who makes it." Art Linkletter's book
Kids Write the Darndest Things! illustrated this with a cartoon showing Satan stirring a cauldron. Perched on the rim, a demon said, "Don't
take me for granite!"
Punning aside.... Stone form, yes, I'm inclined to agree. I'm not sure about the earthquakes, though, but that's just a feeling, not based on
anything specific in the song.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.