I'd Rather be Burned as a Witch

[Proginoskes]

"I'd Rather be Burned as a Witch (Than Never be Burned At All)", sung by Ertha Kitt.

They say that I'm a witch

and that I weave a spell

[laughing] Well...

I'll use my eyes to invite you

My lips to delight you

And all the charms of the feminine wiles to excite you

They say that I'm a witch

and that I weave a spell

Well I'll be a son of a --

And a what the --

Well, let me tell you brother

I'd rather be burned as a witch

Than never be burned at all

I'll use my songs to entice you

With verses to vice you

And all of my bags of tricks to shoes and rice you

They say that I'm a witch

and that I weave a spell

Well I'll be a son of a --

And a what the --

Well, let me tell you brother

I'd rather be burned as a witch

Than never be burned at all

Do you want a gal who would be a pal,

who would never look at another?

Who'd be good and true and take care of you?

Sorry, you want another!

I'll use my charms to undo you

My arms to unglue you

And all of the hex of the weaker sex to voodoo you

They say that I'm a witch

and that I weave a spell

Well I'll be a son of a --

And a what the --

Well, let me tell you brother

I'd rather be burned as a witch

Than never be burned at all

Do you want a love who's a turtle dove,

who will bring you life's little joys?

Who is sweet and shy, with a gentle eye?

I'll take the men not the boys!

I'll use my eyes to invite you

My lips to delight you

And you never can tell when I'll use my teeth to bite you

They say that I'm a witch

and that I weave a spell

Well I'll be a son of a --

And a what the --

Well, let me tell you brother

I'd rather be burned as a witch

Than never be burned at all

My best guess for power: inflicts minor burns (on the scale of sunburn or grabbing a pot barehanded) on all women in AoE, and awakens any latent magegifts they may have.