This has to be a parody…

[TheTwisted1]

This simply has to be a parody:

Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script.

Amongst the highlights:

We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest
woman in the world.

(Page 2)

GENERAL


Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?




BRUCE


All of them.

(pg 72)

JOKER unleashes an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest f***ing missiles you will ever see.

(pg 122, my edit on the f-bomb).

It's just too ridiculous to be real.

--The Twisted One

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"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire

[Sweno]

the 'all of them' line had me laughing. Its like hackers all over again.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Ayiekie]

I'd believe that script is real, provided the writing credit was to "F. Miller".