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Cats do control humans!
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It really is a conspiracy!
__________________ Into terror!, Into valour! Charge ahead! No! Never turn Yes, it's into the fire we fly And the devil will burn! - Scarlett Pimpernell 
cat owners know that this is not news in any sense.
-Terry ----- "so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today" TF2: Spy 
I am shocked. Shocked and horrified by these insane claims - OH SHUT UP I JUST GAVE YOU YOUR DINNER!
Dog: "Aren't humans great? They love us, feed us, wash us, give us homes, play with us... they must be gods!"
Cat: "Aren't humans great? They love us, feed us, wash us, give us homes, play with us... they must think we're gods!" -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
As if this is any surprise at ALL ^_^
--Amanda "Hey, it's not like dying is on my schedule for this week." --Yumeko Asagiri, Bubblegum Crisis: The Next Generation, part 3  Quote:It really is a conspiracy!You're just saying that because http://kuruneko.fc.yahoo.co.jp/]this is one of the season's new anime... -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 
NO! The true conspiracy is where is the paper on cats understanding spoken english. To the point of attempting to participate in conversations.
Of cause this is going off my sample size of one, an eccentric borrow-cat which is no-longer with us, which did a fair good effort in doing both. --Rod.H
The ONLY part about the "Battlefield: Earth" movie that *didn't* suck was the debate between the conquering aliens about what the dominant
lifeform on Earth was before the (successful) invasion. One alien insists that it was *dogs,* b/c the dogs were smart enough to surrender for food, and in all the pictures from before the war, you *never* see a dog driving *himself* -- he *always* has a human chauffeur....
Coincidentally, the June edition of Scientific American had an article about "The Evolution Of House Cats".
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