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[Forum Game] Altered movie quotes
01-06-2010, 05:53 PM
Okay this is a bit of silliness that I came up with at random:
Take a movie quote and change it so that the character is either moonlighting or has a different job altogether.
I'll start with:
Quote: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ordered the chicken carbonara. Prepare to DINE!
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them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
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Quote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he deal four aces or only three?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a casino deck of cards, the most powerful gambling device in the world, and would empty your wallet clean out, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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Quote: OpMegs wrote:
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I didn't think game quotes were allowed in this.
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Quote:If that train leaves and I'm not driving it, it'll be late. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but SOON.
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them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
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A wiry blonde man wearing a crocodile-skin jacket is brandishing a LARGE Bowie knife.
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