The new Seraph's

[Dark Seraph]

Kings Row.

Caroline squared on the building corner, rain hammering down, this was her city... Her watch.... Oh gods this was so boring! How the fuck did Batman do this?


She shivers slightly, it wasn't a cold rain, but she was soaking when she heard someone approach. "What do you want?" She said in her gruffest voice.

Gir stepped up, in full costume and chuckles. "Dad sent me to look for you, it is a horrid night for patrol."

Caroline grumped. "Crime doesn't sleep."

Gir smirked. "But crime also does not want to catch a cold.... Come on, let's go get Up up and away burgers."

Caroline would refuse, but her gut made an audible growl. "Fine." She muttered embarrassed.

Up up and away burgers.

The two stepped in, dripping water everywhere. "Sorry." Gir said. "Wrought night."

The cashier just sighed. "Jerry, mop." He said as another teen came out and started cleaning up after the heroes as Gir and Caroline approached the counter, Gir pulling off her helmet. "I'll pay."

Caroline gasped. "Your secret identity!"

Gir looks over her shoulder. "It's okay Car- er, Knight Saber, I have a public ID, like dad and Neph, any way." She turns back to the clerk. "Um, two up burger meals, one large with Dr Pepper as the drinks?"

The clerk muttered out the payment and went to work the grill as Gir swiped her card, waiting for their food. Eventually they got it, taking their tray to a booth and sitting down.

Gir smiled and took a fry, munching happily. "You know, we haven't really just sat and talked, the two of us, wanna?"

Caroline sipped her soda. "Talk about what?"

"Well, if we keep quite, we can talk about our lives, I hear you have an admirer."

Caroline blushed. "I don't know what you see talking about."

"Well Alica told me a certain head of track and field joined your self defence classes, a Jessica Holt?"

"What? How she see that? She to busy making goo goo eyes at Seiji!"

Gir waves a hand. "Hush hush... Want to talk about her?"

Caroline burried her head in her hands. "Jessica is indeed the head of track and field and a goth and amazing and cute and she would want nothing to do with a comic nerd like me."

Gir bit her burger. "So she joined your extra curricular class out of the blue for no reason?"

Caroline chewed her lip. "Maybe?"

Gir laughed. "And Neph says I'm bad at social cues."

[Dark Seraph]

Been a while, brain has been meh for ideas, but here we go.

King's Row
Seraph's House

Seraph sat at his table, tonight was a study session night, both Caroline and Alicia had asked over someone to help with home work... But even Seraph's dull social senses could pick up a little more was going on.

Caroline had invited over some girl named Jessica... Who looked nothing like Seraph expected, he was told she was head of track and field, but he did not expect the pale completion, face full of piercings and a mop of black hair that hung over her eyes.

Alicia on the other hand had invited a cat boy named Seiji, who looked like a typical cat boy, down to the strange hair colour cat people tend to have.

Sera had asked him to watch over them, she was running late due to a staff meeting and in her own words. "I do not trust teens to study, roaming hands and all that." But so far, besides the pair huddling up, he had seen no sign of hanky and/or panky.

Caroline swore and laid her head down on her books. "I can't do it! I don't know how to write my working out, I see maths, my brain gives me answers."

Jessica pats her back. "Come on red, just do what I show you, Kay?"

Caroline snorted. "Why do I even need to show my working out if the answer is correct?"

Jessica sighed. "To make sure you didn't cheat, I know it is hard, but let's try?"

Seraph turned to look at Seiji and Alicia, the two hunched together as they muttered, Alicia's pen dancing across the paper, the demoness was lapping up what the cat boy said, if Seraph had any problem, it was the fact the girl was all but sitting on Seiji's lap as she worked.

Seraph chuckles and turns away, getting w cup of coffee as he listened to the teens chatter, it was nice they had a flourishing civilian life, they can't be heroes 24/7... Wasn't healthy in his mind.

Turning back, he sighed as Alicia was now fully on Seiji's lap, blushing hard as he rested his head on her shoulder, talking softly to her.

Seraph coughed and the two seperated, both blushing hard, he looked at the other side of the table, to notice the chairs where empty. "Where did they go?" He asks.

Alicia coughed. "To see Caroline's pets?"

Shaking his headed to Caroline's room, looking in the open door..... To see Caroline lecturing Jessica about her iguana Goji.

Which was a relief, he wasn't sure if he could handle walking in on his daughter making out... He also made a mental note to tell Sera about Alicia and Seiji, she might want to talk to her daughter about relationships.

[Dark Seraph]

Another long stint without writing, been to busy with the RP and AUs on my Tumblr.
But here is a short that I feel needs to be written.

King's Row 
Seraph's House.

Sera knocked on Alicia's door, the tiffling looking up from her switch. "Moshi Moshi." The teen says with a grin.

Sera steps in and takes a breath. "Alicia... I want to talk to you about that cat boy."

Alicia moves from laying on her belly into a sitting position. "Seiji? Why? What's wrong?"

"Look, I don't want to come off as racist... But back in Preatoria, cat people had a reputation... A bad one... Okay it was mainly Bobcat, but they where all tarred and feathered with the same brush."

Alicia looks confused as her mother continues. "He... He hasn't tried to get you to do anything? Has he?"

Alicia reeled back like she had been punched. "What? No! He's a good boy, I sat on his lap and he didn't even get hard! He is the only kid at school that looks me in the eyes instead of at these!" She cups herself and hefts her bust. "If anything I'm the one probing for more."

Sera was taken a back, her daughter was the one leading here. "Well... I didn't need to hear about him not getting hard.... But can I ask why?"

Alicia runs a hand through her hair. "Maybe it's my teenage hormones... Or DNA from dead beat mum.... But he makes me feel safe, respected... He treats me more than my looks... He treats me as if I'm normal."

Sera steps forward and rests a hand on Alicia's shoulder. "That's... That's all I need to hear... Just... If you get active-"

"Muuuuuuuuum."

"Just saying, if you do, use protection, I'm not ready to be a grandmother, okay?"

Alicia blushes. "I will.... Now get out, I got gaming to do, gonna get me a shiny Duskull,"

Sera laughs. "I have no idea what that means, but thanks for talking to me."

[Dark Seraph]

5000! Wooooot

[Dark Seraph]

Steel Canyon 
Vanguard Safe House.

Laying in bed, Neph sighs and lightly elbows Katie. "Is that normal?" She asks softly.

The seer puts down her book and looks over. "That? No, that unneves me honestly." She points to Neph's lap, where Spike the bull dog was laying on his back, legs in the air letting out a honking wheeze as he sleeps.

Neph looked at her dog and chuckled. "I was referring to that." She points to the foot of the bed, where Briar is curled into a fetal position with a blanket over herself, sleeping peacefully.

Katie taps her chin. "Well, not really, I have seen stranger amongst my girls, refusing to sleep laying down, floating and huddling together for warmth, they take some explaining to get used to the idea they can use beds."

Neph raises an eyebrow, but waves a hand. "Yeah, but why my our bed?"

The seer smiles and taps the cyborgs nose. "Weather you want to admit it or not, she has imprinted on you, she sees you as like a mother figure and there for safe."

Neph moans and drags her fingers down her face. "I'm 18, to young to be a mum... And Tish would kill me if I made her a grand mother."

Katie shrugs. "A Primal saying I have found I like, Shit Happens."

Neph lightly punches her girlfriends arm. "You are not helping."

She laughs. "Cuz I am a mother to like... Twenty odd seeres, some older than me.... Not that any of us really know our age... Hell, I think I'm in my mid twenties? Being part of the seer network prematurely ages you, making it harder to figure out."

Neph hugs her. "Sorry for snapping then."

"S'kay, you can make up with snuggles."

"Just as long as your hands stay outside my PJs."

"Spoil sport."

[Dark Seraph]

Kings Row 
Seraph's House.

Caroline was walking down the hall when she heated some muffled swearing, curiously, she followed it to Alicia's room, perking in the door where Alicia was trying to stuff herself into a binder. "Stupid fucking flesh bags! Get in!" The Tiffling swore as she struggled.

Stepping in, Caroline chuckled. "You know, you are ment yo test the size before you buy." She said as Alicia spun around, face flushed.

Quickly stepping past her cousin, Alicia slammed the door shut. "It's not what it looks like." She said hurriedly.

Caroline crosses her arms. "No, it's cool, your trans right."

Alicia waved her arms. "What? No! I just want something to keep my tits under control."

"So you bought a binder?"

"A guy in my class, he swears by his binder... I just thought if I wore one, it help."

Caroline smirks. "You know most buy a sports bra."

Alicia sighed. "You know how much a double D sports bra cost? And... It be embarrassing to ask mum."

Caroline shrugs. "I don't see the problem, you are blessed with genes that gave you honk donkongals.... Wish I was that big."

Alicia sighed. "No you don't, everyone but Seiji looks at me like a slut, call me names behind my back, refuse to look me in the eyes, I hate them." She huffs.

Caroline steps up and gives her cousin a hug. "Well, maybe next time, actually try before you buy? ... We can try one of Neph's sport bras, she is like a D I think."

Alicia nodded. "Just keep this secret from mum, please?"

"My lips are sealed."

[Dark Seraph]

King's Row 
Seraph's House.

Seraph was laying on the bed, reading a book when the door was kicked in a d Tish stomped in, visibly steaming as she yanked her jacket off and threw it across the room.

"Hard day?" He asked softly, placing a book mark and putting the book to one side.

"Hard day? Hard day!" She snarled, flames running along her arms as she threw them up in the air. "I am used to baby sitting, playing brood mother to younger heroes, but today? Fuck!"

He slowly sat up, reaching a hand towards her and pulling back as another wave of flame rolled off her. "That bad?" He asked.

Tish pulled her hands down her face. "Goooooods, fucking idiots, running off, getting them selves koed... Called me old woman! Me? I'm in the prime of my fucking thirties, stupid pig headed idiots!"

He swallowed. "Is there anything I can do to help?" He offered.

Tish looked him over, a impish smile tugging her lips as she walked up to him, fingers digging into the cloth of his pants as they started to smoulder. "Strip."

He shifts under her gaze. "I... What?"

Tish growls, his pants part burning, part tearing as she pulls them off. "Do, not, make, me, repeat, myself." She said coldly.

"Yes ma'am." Seraph managed weakly before she pounced on him.

Later

Seraph panted as Tish rolled of him, both slick with sweat, whether from the sex or the intense heat Tish put out, he wasn't sure... But holy hell that was something, reminded him of their honeymoon.

Tish exhaled a plume of smoke and smiled. "Fuck I need that.... You okay there Seraph?" She turned to face him, propping herself on one elbow.

Seraph nodded slowly. "Some minor burns, but nothing new with you.... Fell less stressed?"

She gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Much, I'm gonna grab a drink, you want anything?"

"Tea please." He says and slowly sits up, sore but in a good way.

She laughed and got up, pulling on a bath robe. "How you can drink that British crap is beyond me." She says, swaying out of the room and humming.

Seraph meanwhile checked to see if Tish had done any fire damage, the down side of sex with her, her powers tended to manifest. Looking at his bed side table, he picks up his slightly scorched book, looks like they got off lightly this time.

[Norgarth]

Hey Seraph? first line after the 'later'

the word you want is 'whether' (you got caught by a homophone)

[Dark Seraph]

Thanks... Also good to know people read this besides the bots.

Was tempted to make a little spicyer.... But it's been over a decade and I can't remember if spice is allowed on the forums.