This one popped up on the radio last night, and I had a chance to hear it all the way through (the version I own is a live version, and the band in question is a jam band, so they have a tendency to go off on tangents).
"Willin'" by Little Feat
I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty, don't ya know?
And I'm still, willin'
And I was out on the road, late at night
I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight
Alice, Dallas Alice
And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me, weed, whites and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin' to be movin'
well, I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
[ From:
http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/little-fe ... yrics.html
Had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet
And I'm still, willin'
I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
Baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico
And I'm still
An' I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me, weed, whites and wine
An' you show me a sign
An' I'll be willin', to be movin'
If this doesn't work as a gate song, it could easily summon a semi truck (of an indeterminate make and model, since it's "every kind of rig that's ever been made") for Doug to drive. It will take him anywhere in the area laid out between Tuscon, Arizona; Tucumcari, New Mexico; Tehachapi, California; and Tonopah, Nevada (essentially across the American Southwest), by the back roads.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."