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Oi, Nathan |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 07-29-2006, 09:31 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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I'm going to be offline soon for an indefinate period - I know I've said it before but really really - and I really need if not a scene at least a guideline as to how Neshan would go about his discussion with Kakashi for TXY. This would be after the bit with Tenten but before the actual fights with Sakura - and unbeknownst to either of them, Sandaiame-sama was on one of his periodic walkabouts and happens to overhear. (How? He's the *Hokage*, if he can't put one over on his subordinates something's
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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Another Particularly Nasty Song |
Posted by: DHBirr - 07-29-2006, 01:32 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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I wasn't going to mention this, until robkelk suggested Van Halen's Jump as a song which should be thoroughly off limits, since it'd induce suicide in everyone around. This one belongs in the same category, except that it's targeted to one person. Ruthlessness or no, I think triggering suicide is a bit too mean-spirited for Doug.
Musical: Oklahoma
Song: Pore Jud Is Daid
Curly: Pore Jud is daid,
Pore Jud Fry is daid,
All gather 'round his cawfin now and cry
He had a heart of gold
And he wasn't very old
Oh why did such a feller have to die?
Pore Jud is daid
Pore Jud Fry is daid,
He's lookin' oh so peaceful and serene
Jud: And serene!
Curly: He's all laid out to rest
With his hands acrost his chest
His fingernails have never been so clean!
(Spoken) Then the preacher'd get up and he'd say:
(Chanting) Folks, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our brother Jud Fry,
who hung hisself up by a rope in his smokehouse
(Spoken) Then there'd be weepin' and wailin'... from some of those women. Then he'd say:
(Chanting) Jud was the most misunderstood man in this here territory.
People used to think he was a mean ugly feller and they called
him a dirty skunk and an ornery pig stealer
(Sung) But the folks that really knowed him.
(Chant) Knowed that beneath them two dirty shirts he always wore
(Sung) There beat a heart as big as all outdoors
Jud: As big as all outdoors.
Curly: Jud Fry loved his feller man
Jud: He loved his feller man
Curly (Spoken): He loved the birds of the air and the beasts of the field.
He loved the mice and the vermin in the barns, and he treated
the rats like equals, which was right. And he loved little children.
He loved everybody and everything in the whole world!
Only he never let on, so nobody ever knowed it.
(Sung) Pore Jud is Daid
Pore Jud Fry is daid
His friends'll weep and wail for miles around
Jud: Miles Around!
Curly: The daisies in the dell
will give out a different smell
Because Pore Jud is underneath the ground.
Jud: Pore Jud is daid
A Candle lights his haid
He's layin' in a cawfin made of wood
Curly: Wood...
Jud: And folks are feelin' sad
Cause they useter treat him bad
But now they know their friend is gone for good
Curly: Good..
Both: Pore Jud is Daid; a candle lights his haid!
Curly: He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep,
It's a shame that he won't keep
But it's summer and we're running out of ice.
Both: Pore Jud, Pore Jud.
My favorite line in this has always been, "and he treated the rats like equals, which was right."
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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A particularly nasty song power |
Posted by: robkelk - 07-28-2006, 02:17 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Van Halen's Jump (lyrics)
Everyone in the area of effect feels a compulsion to suicide, preferably by jumping off a building.
I'd say this is one of the "Off-Limits Songs"...
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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fanfic.net utility? |
Posted by: zojojojo - 07-26-2006, 07:59 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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this may or may not have been asked before, but a quick search of the forum didn't reveal anything.
does anyone know of a handy tool that will download all chapters of a story on fanfic.net? pulling them one chapter at a time is somewhat tiresome for 40+ chapter epics...
thanks,-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
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Chess... |
Posted by: Sirrocco - 07-26-2006, 03:03 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Bob, you'd mentioned in another thread that you liked "One Night in Bangkok" but couldn't think of a power for it. I moved threads because that one had moved on and I wouldn't want to backtrample.
Why not just pull out all the stops? Make it a major area change a la Pinball Wizard. Doug takes the role of the American - goes totally rational, unaffected by mind-altering powers, and able to control one team's worth of enormous chess piece simulacra. They have a great deal of power, but limited speed, and he can only move one at a time - and then only in specific, limited, chesslike ways. Mostly, they're useful for blocking things (figure the pawns as slightly over one story tallk, and rather broad, and working up from there.) and crushing things that can't move quickly enough to get out of the way.
On the other side, everyone else in the area gets Opened, for want of a better word, and channels any spirits/godlings/whatever of sex/arousal/attraction/etc that may be in the area. They still have control over their own actions, and their long-term goalsets don't really change, but there is a distinct personality overlay, and their imediate desires will certainly feel some impact. They also get a set of superpower appropriate to the godling in question, and can mentally communicate with them if they wish. At the end of the song, the chess peices derez, and the spirits go home - unless, of course, both the spirit and the person find that they like the experience, in which case there is nothing stopping them from continuing it.
The power and effectiveness with which doug can wield the chess peices are directly proportionate to the number of people who are hit with the side effect.
It's got a number of potential uses. The Chess pieces are really quite powerful, to the point that, given a reasonable number of channelers, they could crush tanks into ineffectiveness. They are also nigh invulnerable and having large pieces of very hard cover that go where you tell them to is often a nice thing. If you have a pack of firendly norms under threat in your immediate vicinity, giving them each a lease-with-option-to-buy pack of low-level superpowers could be quite useful from a tactical standpoint, especially with the attributes of divine endurance, prowess, and (for the males) strength being fairly prevalent.
On the downside, well... that should be pretty obvious... particularly given the sorts of people and spirits/godlings who are most likely to both buy into the idea and convince each other to buy into the idea.
"Odious personal habit: Occasionally creates supervillains."
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More a question than a pet peeve |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 07-25-2006, 09:41 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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Several times in the past few days I've seen the construct "SUBJECT wasn't ADJECTIVE1, let alone ADJECTIVE2," and while that's a handy phrasing there's something about it that keeps bugging me, to whit:
The way I've always used it is with the more extreme adjective or verb last: "The joke wasn't funny, let alone hilarious."
The way I've seen it used is the other way around: "The joke wasn't hilarious, let alone funny."
Now, as far as I can see, this makes no sense, but that could just be a matter of habitual interpretation... what do you mob say?
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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Look what powerful tools dictators are getting from US |
Posted by: hmelton - 07-25-2006, 08:33 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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This is a partial copy of a email message I sent to a friend who had told me of recent intrusive and silly farming regulation.
I don't try to collect examples of a disturbing trend
notice that all the examples came from my occupation or my hobby. (farming and Electrica Engineering.)
If this is what I see in just two small segments of our economy and society what other orwellian trends am I missing in the rest of society?
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Below was taken from a letter to a friend.
I've seen this before there has been a blitz of government sponsored articles in farm magazines "claiming" how important it is for every food animal to be registered. (again they claim it will protect us from
Mad cow.) Oddly the law will also apply to fish, chickens and crops that could never have mad cow.
When pressed on these points they drag out vague words about terrorist.
We get "MANDATORY" surveys each year that claim we must tell EXACTLY how many acres of each crop we have planted and exactly how much yield they had.
These surveys are focused and geared toward helping the major corperations and somehow this information is in the hands of major corporations like DOW and MASANTO get the results months before they are "publicly" posted for the public to use.
Isn't it "odd" how well informed the tame speculators for these corporations are and how easy it is to undercut the uninformed farmers trying to make decisions about selling their crops on an "open" and "fair" market.
They(who ever they is?) are taking our privacy and freedom one state at a time with each state working in a different areas.
In Arkansas they require that you register every source of agricultural water and claim it's to find point source contaminates or pollutants of underground water, but that excuse or so called reason only works for wells. Yet wordings of the rule (I hesitate to call a rule put in place by government employees and never voted on by the public a law.) allows them to interpret the meaning as requiring you to registers your ponds and any diversions of local surface steams as well. (regularly getting water with 5 gallon buckets from the local stream is considered a diversion.)
I think it's Michigan that is trying to pass a requirement that all license plates contain a GPS receiver and a way for the highway department interrogate it and collect the information it has
captured.
The highway department is claiming they need it because cars have become so fuel efficient that most cars don't burn enough gas to pay for the state hiway's upkeep.
Why don't they raise the gas tax?
Missouri tracks every cell phone in the state claiming it's used to determine road traffic loads, but the software isn't limited to only recording the cell phones that are actually on state highways and each cell phone number is linked with it's position.
Walmart, the government and two or three other major corporations have under written the development of RFIDs or Radio Frequency Identification devices that can never be shut down and have megabytes of internal memory and yet have the nerve to claim it's just to stop shoplifting.
I might add they want these transmitters/recording devices embedded in all products they sell especially your clothing and deeply buried in the heels of all shoes.
I have seen corporate specifications for a GPS chip that can be installed in all electronic devices. They claim it is to meet patent and copyright laws by selectively turning off your consumer electronics in geographic locations where they are not allowed to operate.
YES!!!! soon they can turn off your camera or any other electronics at sports events, rock concerts, movies, around the rich, around political figures
or political and military situations they don't want the public to see.
Another part of the chips specifications is a RAM memory and a communication proticols related to RFIDS that allows the downloading of all locations the device has visited.
Soon the police will be able to ask your equipment where you have been without your knowledge or permission.
Walmart and all other large chain stores have long had the capability of collecting and associating a video with all checkout business transactions.
There are persistent rumours that they now routinely collect and sell "strange" transactions to the government. I believe the current definition of "strange" is any sale that is made with cash.
All modern Printers, photocopiers, fax machines and soon all digital cameras embed a binary pattern in each image they make that contains the devices unique registration number that can be traced back to
your purchase of the product. They claim this is to prevent counterfeit money... So why do they see the need to embed the binary pattern identifier in every digital camera even the low grade pocket
cameras?
Remember from now own every dictator or repressive government canl now know who printed those flyers or has taken those pictures.
And it's all thanks to laws and policies set in the United States.
howard melton
God bless
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start of a QB Kitsune fic |
Posted by: Foxboy - 07-25-2006, 07:55 PM - Forum: The Legendary
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[Just the start of one, posting what I have before I dash to work.]
"Lady, gimme your purse!" the Hellion shouted at his victim. His two companions laughed behind him.
"Don't hurt me!" she wailed. She really should have known better than to step into the alley, but her chewing gum had lost its flavor. Since her attackers had moved all the garbage cans, her only choice had been to step into the alley to deposit the sticky mass in a proper receptacle.
The Hellion frowned as he pulled on the purse. Why did it always take forever to snag purses in Atlas Park? Was there some sort of citizen training course in an obscure martial art to retain purses and wallets until a cape showed up?
A cloud passed over head, dimming the sunlight in the alley. The Hellion would normally have ignored it as normal, but the shadow grew deeper. Almost alive, tendrils of darkness caught at his feet.
"It's gotta be a mask!" he shouted, letting go of the purse. The victim fell on her butt and quickly scrambled away. His companions pulled out their weapons and drew a bead on the form emerging from the shadows.
The hero was short, slender, and feminine. She raised a bow and launched six arrows in one shot before he could register her costume. He was flabbergasted as he and his companions were pinned to the wall by their clothes. The harmless looking schoolgirl he could now identify as QB Kitsune strode up and began to read from a card in her hand.
"B-by the powers vested in h-heroes by the Citizen Crimefighter act of 1938, you are all under arrest," she stated. "You have the right to remain silent . . ."
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
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Country music and cowboy pride |
Posted by: Sirrocco - 07-25-2006, 02:41 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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I was letting my radio hang out at the local country station, and both of these hit me in pretty quick succession as songs with some potential.
"I Ain't As Good As I Once Was" by Toby Keith
She said 'I've seen you in here before'
I said 'I've been here a time or two'
She said 'Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
We'll put a big Texas smile on your face'
I said 'Girls,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a few shots
Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool
With a couple of readneck boys
One great big bad biker man
I heard David yell across the room
'Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand.'
I said 'Dave,'
[CHORUS:]
I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess thouse boys dont look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I used to be Hell on wheels
Back when I was younger man
Now my body says 'You can't do this boy'
But my pride says 'Oh, yes you can.'
I ain't as good as I once was
Thats just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bullet proof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Maybe not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
The rhyme structure is a bit mangled, mostly by trying to rhyme "was" with itself, but I like it for a power song anyway. For the duration of the song, it gives Doug as much speed, strength, stamina, and durability as he wants or needs, absolutely free. At the end of the song, he pays for it all. You do not want to play around with this song and duration enhancers. There's also one of those little side-effects. Playing this song makes Doug feel *pumped* - and even though he *knows* what it'll be like after the crash, in the heat of the moment he finds it difficult to care.
"If Bubba Can Dance" by Shenandoah
Well he saw it on TV and ordered that video
He learned every step at home and never told me so
When I saw him out there the very first time I knew
Well if Bubba can dance I can too
Chorus
Yeah now Bubba can scoot, Bubba can slide
Bubba can two-step, Bubba can glide
I never though he had the nerve, he never said a word
Well everybody in the place stand back and give me some room
Cause if Bubba can dance I can too
Well I've been watching all night and I'm working my courage up
Hey that dude's on the floor and he's doin' all the latest stuff
Well if he's brave enough then I know what I gotta do
Hey if Bubba can dance, I can too
chorus
Well if Bubba can dance I can too (repeat, then solo)
Doug begins dancing. Shortly thereafter, everyone around him begins to dance, not through some compulsion, but out of a deep and abiding unwillingness to let Doug show them up by dancing when they're too chicken to do it themselves, or to let him claim superiority over them in dancing ability without at least putting up a fight for it. This functions regardless of the degree of rationalization necessary to get there. It is trivial, at that point, for any of the subjects (including doug) to turn the whole thing into a dance-off with any of the other subjects (including Doug). Actually, having this *not* happen, if only on an implied level, pretty much requires *everyone* involved deliberately avoiding it. It also imparts (to Doug) a basic understanding of all of the more popular local dances for the duration.
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