Understandably he's already got a lightning based attack, but I thought of this as more of an Area of Effect power than the more fine tuned Lightning Hand. Although given the lyrics it could be more of an immunity power.
Sneaker Pimps- Lightning Field
Strike you down give me everything youve got
Strike me down Ill be everything Im not
Count the questions on one hand you dont ask me what I planned
Strike me down should have asked me what went wrong
Strike me down should have stayed away too long
Strike me down give it everything youve got
Chance me now Ill be everything Im not
Hopes the child of what luck brings
Points the faith in higher things
Ask me now fire at everything at once
Strike me down take it any way you want
Strike me down better left it all unknown
Shout me down should have left it all alone
Wash the questions off my hands
Im the fate in no ones plans
Strike me down give it everything youve got
Strike me down Ill be everything Im not---------------
-Jon
Being the Mariner hitting coach is like being the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.
-Poster on USSMariner.com
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

because I really put some effort into it before deciding to avoid poking the political argument any further.... but as this doesn't actually identify any political figures or parties (because frankly there's isn't anyone in US politics that does have my respect) hopefully it won't touch off anything on its own. Just remember, it's actually talking about YOUR opponents, and sing along.
I rather expect the tune should be obvious, and yes, this is inspired by some lines in Redliners by... er... David Drake I think? The Hammer's Slammers guy.

What's the one thing you can trust to get from government?
F U C
K E D
A G A I N
Fucked again! (What, again?)
Fucked again! (Yup, again!)
Turn around and grab your knees and count to ten!
Spin the pork and blow hot air and bang the po-dee-em
F~ U~ C~
(See? What'd I tell ya.)
K~ E~ D~
(Do it every time...)
A~ G~ A~ I~ N~~
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Dr. Akagi will recover. Observe, Rei smiled. Shinji-kun, are these your clothes?
Ritsuko shot up like a spring loaded meerkat. What? Shinji-kun is naked?
See, Anata? Dr. Hentai is alive and well. - Innortal's _I Do_
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

This might be a bit redundant as Blade and Epsilon have been very regular with their updates, but chapter 21 of Hybrid Theory has been released...

edit: craptastic; I managed to misplace this post, could some admin be so kind as to relocate to update thread? I would be much obliged...
<cynic is="is" just="just" an="an" idealist="idealist" who="who" has="has" given="given"></cynic>

It occured to me while reading some BTVS fics yesterday that Glory is really just Faith writ large - power equal to the Sayer becomes power far greater than the Slayer, "want, take, have" is not only the first impulse but the only thoguht pattern, a dark side from past circumstances becomes a total disregard for anything but her interests and being an exiled hell-goddess, trying to find herself a place in the world (even at the cost of becoming a Minion of Evil) becomes trying to return to her home plane (even at the cost of destroying this and many others).
Not that I'm saying she's not evil, or is even redeemable (thoguh at least one fic did just that, via merging with her host and thereby accuiring a soul to balance her out some and not need to do the brain-sucky-thing, followed by intense Xander therapy, Anya having split in terror out of prior experience when she first showed her hell-goddess face) but there are possibly sympathetic traits to her character.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Dr. Akagi will recover. Observe, Rei smiled. Shinji-kun, are these your clothes?
Ritsuko shot up like a spring loaded meerkat. What? Shinji-kun is naked?
See, Anata? Dr. Hentai is alive and well. - Innortal's _I Do_
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

I recall some people here liked the fanfic entitled "Nuke em' till they glow"
well heres the webcomic
nettg.com/comics/index.php?page=1_______________________________
"We few, we happy few. We band of buggered"
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

This song was one of Top Gear's top 5 driving songs (Highway Star & Bat Outta Hell were in the list), but it took till after I heard it used in connection with a Russel Swift stunt driving demonstration where the thought of 'this could be a power song'
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Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So dont stop me now dont stop me
cause Im having a good time having a good time
Im a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
Im a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
Theres no stopping me
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all
Im a rocket ship on my way to mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite Im out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Dont stop me dont stop me
Dont stop me hey hey hey!
Dont stop me dont stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Dont stop me dont stop me
Have a good time good time
Dont stop me dont stop me ah
Im burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Thats why they call me mister fahrenheit
Im travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Dont stop me now Im having such a good time
Im having a ball dont stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Dont stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Dont stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)
I dont want to stop at all
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Since Doug is a Looney Toons fan, perhaps this could allow him to do a Taz impression. 8)
Gigi D'Agostino - You Spin Me Round
Yeah I, I got to know your name
Well and I, could trace your private number baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, here I came
Well I... I set my sights on you
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I, I got be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in
Just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come __________________
That which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

you might have read this naruto fic... then again you may not have
www.fanfiction.net/s/1670310/1/_______________________________
"We few, we happy few. We band of buggered"
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

... so I assume it's okay to let everybody know about this "Switch" video. Yes, it's from Doki Doki Productions. No, it isn't the Nabiki one.
(Edit: It's a 1.5 MB file.)
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

I Am A Woman
-Words and Music by Helen Reddy and Ray Burton
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
CHORUS
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
The most direct result would probably be a similacra of the Warrior's equivalent of Wonder Woman. Though the effects might vary in different steps.
__________________
Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell