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  Americans funded the protest that blocked the US-Canada border
Posted by: robkelk - 03-03-2022, 08:24 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (8)

Half of 200 top American donors to the convoy protest that paralyzed downtown Ottawa and blocked parts of the Canada-U.S. border have names matching those of donors to Republicans and the most recent Republican president

Quote:The search found that 86 of those 200 convoy donors did not appear in the FEC database under the names and zip codes they disclosed with their donations to the anti-vaccine mandate convoy protest.

Only six convoy donors appear to have donated in the past to the Democratic Party or its candidates, while three have donated to both parties or to both Republican and Democratic candidates at various times.

This means that we now have the moral right to financially interfere with your politics. You did it first.

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  So... what with the FFML now gone...
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 02-28-2022, 02:20 PM - Forum: General DW Chatter - Replies (23)

...and the newest DW-S installment coming out in just a week or so, where besides my own website should I start posting Drunkard's Walk?

Fanfiction.net is right out.  Every time over the last twenty years that I even idly considered opening an account there, they did something stupid and hostile against their own users that turned me right off.  Plus, I suspect their rules against songfic would make DW terribly unwelcome.

I already have an account on Twisting The Hellmouth, with chapter 1 of DW13 and a GGG installment there.  Their rules are reasonable enough that I wouldn't have a problem expanding my presence there.

AO3 is another possibility.  They seem to be run be reasonably sane people, but I haven't explored their rules in depth.

What do all you people think and recommend?

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  Crazy 88's
Posted by: DeputyJones - 02-27-2022, 08:01 PM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (4)

I thought about creating something fun. That's all. *shrugs*

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Founded by a group of Antarctic Press Fen in 2021, Crazy 88's is the preeminent sweets shop in space.

The shop has three locations at present (Kandor City, Crystal Seatle, and Port Phobos) and, in the face of its success, plans to expand.

Crazy 88's proudly boasts of eighty-eight flavors of ice cream, eighty-eight sweet baked goods, and eighty-eight homemade candies - all of it made at location. It also has a large collection of Big Brand candy.

For ice cream, The Mystery is a weekly random flavor. Every holiday season, Crazy 88's unleashes the Twelve Flavors of Christmas:

1. Figgy Pudding                            2. Egg Nog
3. Candy Cane                               4. Pumpkin Pie
5. Roasted Chestnuts                      6. Mexican Hot Chocolate
7. Fruit Cake                                  8. Yorkshire Parkin Gingerbread
9. German Lebkuchen Gingerbread  10. Nordic Pepperkaker Gingerbread
11. Swiss Biber Gingerbread            12. Russian Pryanik Gingerbread

Normal Flavors
01. Belgian Chocolate                 45. Passion Fruit
02. French Vanilla                       46. English Toffee
03. Neapolitan                           47. All The Nuts
04. Strawberry                           48. Homerun (Caramel Peanuts & Crackerjacks)
05. Cherry                                 49. Turkish Delight
06. Banana Pudding                    50. Sweet Mochi
07. Birthday Cake                        51. Sour Apple
08. Rocky Road                          52. Wasabi
09. Cookies n Cream                   53. Butterscotch
10. Chocolate Chip Mint               54. Yuzu
11. Cookie Dough                       55. Lingonberry Waffles
12. Black Raspberry                    56. Sea Salt Caramel Cookies n Cream
13. Lemon Tart                           57. Sweet Potato
14. Raspberry Cheesecake           58. Hojicha
15. Pistachio                              59. Peanut Candied Apple
16. Moose Tracks                        60. Sour Grapes
17. Dulcia Domestica                   61. Ume (Japanese Apricot)
18. Chocolate Fudge                   62. Black Cherry
19. Strawberry Cheesecake          63. Fungus Among Us (Chocolate Truffle)
20. Blueberry Cheesecake            64. Superman
21. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 65. The Dark Nut (Dark Chocolate & Walnut)
22. Peanut Butter Cup                 66. Blackcurrant
23. Chocolate Raspberry              67. Soba
24. Blackberry Cobbler                 68. Belgian Dame Blanche
25. Apple Pie                              69. New Zealand Hokey Pokey
26. Funky Monkey                       70. Dates (made with Goat Milk)
27. Banana Split                          71. Victorian Cucumber
28. Butter Pecan                         72. Lavender
29. Oatmeal Raisin                      73. Mochaccino
30. Georgia Peach                       74. Azuki Bean
31. Florida Orange                       75. Blood Orange
32. Maine Blueberry                     76. Coconut & Pineapple
33. Massachusetts Cranberry        77. Strawberry Rhubarb
34. Carolina Watermelon              78. Redcurrant
35. Honey Almond                       79. Crème Brûlee
36. Pine Nut Crunch                     80. Pomegranate Ginger
37. Tropical Smoothie                   81. Black Liquorice
38. Miso                                     82. Bienmesabe (Spanish Cinnamon-Spiced Almond Cream)
39. Caramel Waffle Cone              83. Glace Plombières
40. PB & J                                  84. Matcha (Green Tea)
41. Piña Colada                           85. Limeade
42. Ikasumi (Squid Ink)               86. Dragon Fruit Smoothie
43. Rhum Raisin                          87. The Mystery
44. Pecan Pie                              88. Root Beer Float

Edit: Quick spelling mistake fixed.
Edit 2: Fleshed out the Twelve Flavors of Christmas

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  [OOC] Embodiments
Posted by: robkelk - 02-25-2022, 10:32 PM - Forum: The Attic - Replies (8)

I was watching a movie earlier this evening, and I had a thought: Who in the Metacontinuity are embodiments of particular concepts?

For those of us who've read Lord of Light, I'm talking about the Attributes that are fuelled by the characters' Aspects. For players of In Nomine, they're the characters' Words. And if you don't know either of those sources... think of a quality that a person can have, then ask yourself, "When you look up that trait in the dictionary, whose picture is given as its definition?"

Not everybody is an embodiment. In fact, almost nobody is. But there are a few.


We'll start with the easy one:

Usagi Tsukino is Love.

Everything noteworthy that she does, she does out of love for her family, her friends, her acquaintances, and everyone she has yet to meet... and whenever she acts out of love, her actions are the correct ones.


Next, the one that came to mind while I was watching that movie:

Nanoha Takamachi is Determination.

She will not falter. She will not fall. She will not fail. And she will not disappoint the people who depend on her.


Who else in the Metacontinuity is an Embodiment, and why?

EDIT: As to why I want to know this... that's for a later story arc.

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  If the Muppets were a D&D party
Posted by: classicdrogn - 02-25-2022, 05:19 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - No Replies

Miss Piggy of course would be an exotic warrior princess from distant lands, tough and strong, wielding a heroically oversized sword, and (just for her Kermie!) clad in tasteful yet scanty armor. Gods help anyone else who deigns to comment and arouses her wrath! No one tells her that means "Barbarian," they just let her roleplay and Kermit keeps track of her character sheet.

Kermit, definitely a Bard - he's the Party Face and general social glue or lubricant as needed, plus can actually sing at the table without getting dice thrown at him.

Fozzy... I'd guess a Ranger? The problem is that (per The Muppet Movie) his natural habitat is a Studebaker, so ion a preindustrial setting without auttomobiles he's just a semi-inept all-rounder with a few gimmicks.

Gonzo is a Monk, because he's a Weirdo so it comes naturally. Camella the chicken historically accurate velociraptor is technically Fozzie's animal companion, but he's not the kind to argue about two friends who find love together. With no Rogue otherwise, she's probably granted trap-handling by fiat to keep things moving when that comes up.

Sam the Eagle is undoubtedly a Paladin, possibly a variant that gets Glide movement upgradable later to Flight and aerial maneuvers instead of a special mount and its upgrades.

The extra numbers can mostly make up for a lack of arcane damage output but that still leaves them super-light on healing, so Scooter, ever the reliable support staff, probably gets tapped as Cleric. Quite likely as a DMPC, because who else is going to be keeping track of this madness?

If he's not, then Waldorf and Stadtler are probably co-DMs. Please Scooter, it's okay for you to have a party member as well! Let them just hang out on the couch and kibbutz as usual, like a Greek Chorus of spirits following the group around for their own amusement!

Special Guest of the Week is probably Quest NPC of the Week, either as a client or temporary member or a Wizard who just doesn't have a consistent characterization or even name. Honestly, letting them be arcane casters so they can fling a few flashy spells while not disrupting the usual melee much probably fits too, and spell selection can be used to play to their individual personality and style.

And Dad fell down (not to worry, he's not injured, but it takes a while to get him off the floor) so exploring the concept further has gone by the board for the moment. Don't let that stop you if you have ideas for a different compoisition or how they'd fare in various classic adventures, though.

e: Dammit, I have no idea where I was going with now Confused

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  Song of the Day, 24 February 2022
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 02-24-2022, 08:43 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk S: Heart of Steel - No Replies



Well my friends, it's been a long, long time
But we're still kickin' and we're in our prime.
Out of the glare of the limelight,
Walking the path of the wise.
We got the flair for a new fight,
Flyin' the frantic skies.

Oh!
Sendin' out a call!
Oh!
Watching over all,
Yeah, we're gonna...

Get get the gang back together!
It's getting closer.
Get get the gang back together!
Keep watching over.

So grab the guys and gather up the girls.
Join the threads to weave a better world.
Bringin' the fire and the right stuff,
Raining it down from above.
Cavalry's here and we play rough.
Losing is never enough.

Oh!
Sendin' out a call!
Oh!
Watching over all,
Yeah, we're gonna...

Get get the gang back together!
It's getting closer.
Get get the gang back together!
Keep watching over.

Are you with me my friends?
Let's see the world for what it could be

Oh!
Sendin' out a call!
Oh!
Watching over all,
Yeah, we're gonna...

Get get the gang back together!
It's getting closer.
Get get the gang back together!
Keep watching over.

Oh, it's been a long, long time...
It's been a long, long time.

-- Miracle of Sound, "Get the Gang Back"

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  Chapter 4 is complete
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 02-24-2022, 08:33 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk S: Heart of Steel - Replies (8)

I just finished the draft earlier this evening.

I am now giving it a proofread.

I expect to have it in the prereaders' hands tomorrow, or at the latest Saturday.

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  Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country
Posted by: robkelk - 02-22-2022, 05:25 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (299)

AP story

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  National Human Trafficking Awareness Day
Posted by: robkelk - 02-22-2022, 07:57 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - No Replies

In Canada, 22/2 is National Human Trafficking Awareness Day.

Human trafficking strategy helping girls being moved along Highway 401 corridor

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  [IC][Story][Arc 1] Arrivals
Posted by: robkelk - 02-13-2022, 03:59 PM - Forum: The Attic - Replies (4)

OOC: Here's a place to put "arrival" stories that don't have anywhere else to go. Starting off with one we've already seen in the planning threads, then going on to previously-unseen scenes.




Yggdrasil
September 18, 2016, Asgard Time


Urd looked over Belldandy's shoulder and gasped. "Bel, are you trying to make our jobs harder?" Then she reached over Belldandy's shoulder and re-specified some insertion points so that Drosselmeyer and Fakir weren't dropped into the universe in the same place. "We really don't need two reality warpers acting against each other as soon as they show up, not with the entire continuity in the state it's in. Take a break; I'll finish up here."

"But..."

"Go! Even Safety wouldn't have made that basic an error. Something's distracting you. You're of no use to anybody else right now."

She went. Grudgingly - there was still so much work that needed to be done - but quietly. Watching her leave, Urd carefully did not add that she was certain what was bothering her sister; it wasn't her place to make that particular comment.

Belldandy eventually found herself at the gate to The Almighty's private garden... which opened of its own accord. "Come in, child."

When you're invited in by The Almighty, you don't refuse. Of course she couldn't see Him; she never could. But she felt comfort in His presence.

"What is troubling you, child?"

"You would know that better than I do."

"I would. I also know that you have a Need to tell someone. It would be best if that someone was not Hild or Marller."

Belldandy stopped to smell the roses, then replied, "I miss my husband."

"As you should. Morisato Keiichi is a remarkable mortal, worthy of your love. And both he and his sister would be a good influence on both the people you have been sending to San Antonio and the person who has met or will meet them upon their arrivals. You have My permission to bring to San Antonio your husband, his sister, his employer, and the person who directly followed him as the chair of his school's Motor Club."

Belldandy wondered at that list. It was obvious that Keiichi was being allowed to join her for her own sake, and Megumi was included for Keiichi's sake, but why were Chihiro and Sora on the list?

"Their presence will become necessary. Their effect will be subtle, but necessary for the well-being of others."

She idly wondered why she even bothered saying anything while she was in this garden.

"You need to experience what it is like to speak in the presence of One who is more powerful than you, so that you can empathize with the mortals who you encounter while granting their wishes."

Belldandy realized that she still had much to learn about being a Goddess First Class, if she needed to be told such a simple thing as that. "Thank you."

"Go, child, and do what you must."

She bowed and returned to her duty station at Yggdrasil, stopping only to prepare to visit Earth once she had carried out her instructions.




San Antonio, Texas, USA
September 18, 2016
11:07 am Central Time


Keiichi stepped out of Whirlwind's small office for a breath of fresh air, only to discover himself some place he didn't recognize. He quickly turned around, only to discover he was in an empty lot... and his sister was standing where he expected to see the door he had just stepped through. She was standing beside two motorcycles: his BMW, with the sidecar, was parked beside her KSR.

"What's going on?" they asked at the same time.

"That's a good question," he heard Chihiro ask from behind him.

Turning to look at his boss, who was standing where he was certain nobody had been standing a few seconds ago, Keiichi saw that Hasegawa-san was standing beside her. "Morisato-sempai! Where are we?"

"I don't know..." he started, then trailed off as the mirror that he'd mounted on his sidecar back when he was dating began to glow. "But I think we're about to find out."

Sure enough, Belldandy emerged from the mirror and hovered just above the ground (making Keiichi look shorter that he actually was). "I'm sorry that I couldn't warn you, but I didn't have very much time."

Sora Hasegawa was less able to take odd occurrences in stride than the others were. "Belldandy-sempai... How are you... What's... Who are you?"

She stepped down from the air to the ground, then smiled at Sora. "We've told you that in the past, Sora-san. I'm a goddess."

"I thought that was a metaphor... You're really..." As she saw Keiichi nod in reply, Sora asked Belldandy, "Should I bow?"

"Only if you want to," Belldandy replied. "I would prefer to have you as a friend, though, not as a worshipper." She looked at Chihiro and Megumi, and added, "That is also how I would prefer to think of both of you, as well."

Megumi looked at Belldandy, then looked sideways at her brother. "This is just crazy enough to be true. Kei, how long have you known?"

"Since I met her. And I'm sorry that I tried to keep the truth from you."

"You'd better be sorry!" After a quick beat, Megumi added, "And you'd better tell me the truth: Was I dreaming a couple of years ago, or was I really turned into a car?"

"That wasn't a dream, Megumi-san," Belldandy replied.

Chihiro looked surprised. "Turned into a car?"

Before anyone else could answer, Keiichi said, "That story can wait. Bel, where are we?"

"You're in another world. There was ... an incident. This is San Antonio, in Texas. Here's a map." She pulled a sheet of paper from a pocket that wasn't there a moment ago and wasn't there after the sheet was in her hand. Pointing to the end of a line drawn on the map, she continued, "We're here right now. There's a residential complex called Westwoods here -" she pointed at the other end of the line "- and the people there will be able to help you adjust to your time here. I'm sorry that I can't stay - I have to get back to work."

And she dove into the mirror and disappeared.

Nobody said anything for a moment. Finally, Chihiro said, "Okay, that happened. What do we do now?"

For the first time since they had arrived in San Antonio, Keiichi knew the answer to one of his companions' questions. "We go to Westwoods and ask for their help. Who's riding double with Megumi and who's riding in my sidecar?"

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