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Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 05-14-2023, 09:01 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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As I recall, he gave up on ff.net and retreated into some small fanfic community like the Fanfiction Federation, but I don't remember which one. I do remember that it had dedicated areas for him and other authors to post their works. I'd like to see if he's followed up on some of his stories that have been stagnant since his retreat. Does anyone know where he's hanging out these days and if he's still writing?
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Adrift in Time
by Brent Laabs
1. The Waif Waifu
Urayasa, Chiba, Japan
March 15, 2003
2:10PM JT
A group of seven young women stood in line for one of Magical Land's great attractions, Pirates of the South Pacific. It was a beautiful day to celebrate their recent graduation from high school, with the warmth of spring bursting just in time for this outing.
They were similar to many other groups of recent graduates wandering around the theme park, with a small exception: the twintailed child prodigy Chiyo Mihama, only age 13, still stood out from her elders. However, she was steadily catching up in height to the rest of her cohort, her growth spurt having finally kicked in.
Given that Tomo Takino had just taken Chiyo and Kaori Aida on a maximum-speed teacup ride, both of them were hanging on Sakaki – partially for balance, but by now mostly for protection from Tomo.
So it was, that Chiyo missed Osaka's fateful question, "Do you think they use real magic at Magical Land?"
Koyomi Mizuhara, a bespectacled brunette beauty, explained, "I thought that it was just magineering."
"Oh, I get it." Tomo riffed, "Like if technology is so advanced, it's like the same as magic. So they just put them together!"
"Right, because it's so similar now, they combined magic with engineering to make all of the rides."
"I see! That explains why this place is so much fun!"
Osaka added, "Wow, you know so much, Yomi."
"I'm pretty sure they're just messing with us," noted Kagura, a girl with short cropped hair and an athletic build. "Magineering is not even a real word."
Yomi pulled a book out of her purse, and flipped to the relevant page of the guide book on the park, "See, it's right here in black and white." Sure enough the page she displayed was emblazoned with the Japanese text "Magical Land: The Magineering that Makes It Happen".
"No way!"
The queue moved forward, which gave Yomi a convenient excuse to close her book before anyone looked too closely at it. Actually, traffic for this attraction was pretty light today.
When they got to the water line, Sakaki asked the operator, "Excuse me. Can we all ride together in the same boat?"
The operator, barely older than Sakaki herself, looked up at the tall, serious, raven-haired woman with trepidation. "I think you can have your own boat. No need to worry." Yeah, no need to cause a problem with this scary onee-san.
As the next boat rolled through the shallow water, the graduates all loaded into the barge, and pulled down the safety bars. As the watertight cart started moving, Tomo pointed forward. "Full speed ahead!"
"That operator was really nice wasn't she?" Chiyo declared.
Sakaki agreed, "Yes, very pleasant."
Just before the boat turned the corner, Sakaki caught a glimpse of "Chiyo's father", a large orange cat-like creature (she was still not sure if he was really a cat), waving to everyone as they entered the ride. Strange, she thought; this was the first time she had seen him outside of a dream. Did he work as a mascot character? She said, "Your father…"
"Yes?"
The voiceover boomed in archaic Japanese, "Abandon all hope, all ye who enter!" The boat had just started to descend to the lower level of the ride, and then, the artificial grotto was filled with a blinding light. Sakaki instinctively grabbed Chiyo-chan to keep her safe.
A small wave sloshed into the boat, soaking Tomo and Kagura. A high-pitched groan of tearing metal filled the room – and then the grotto itself was gone.
The coruscating light shone in all the colors at once, as if the craft and its occupants were surrounded by the aurora. Whether they were falling or weightless, it's impossible to say; still they were held firmly in the boat by its mechanical arms. Which is not to say that everyone aboard was not holding on for dear life.
After about a minute, the boat materialized three meters above a placid ocean surface; after hovering in midair for a second the sphere of light around the boat evaporated. Gravity quickly did the work to bring the boat to sea, rocking the craft side-to-side, but fortunately not swamping the boat.
Osaka gave a hearty Kansai, "What the heck!"
Yomi chimed in with her own, "What the heck."
Tomo immediately reached for the emergency release for the mechanical arms locking the passengers in. "I've always wanted to pull that switch."
"Huh, they really do use magic. Who'd'a thought?" Osaka stated. There was nothing else she could have concluded, staring up at an azure sky filled with towering cumulus, the air at least 10 degrees warmer than a few minutes ago. An island with tropical vegetation lay a half-mile away, proving in no uncertain terms that they were no longer in Tokyo.
"Is everyone okay?" Kaorin asked. She then started calling roll for her friends. It turned out that the class president role had become pretty ingrained for her, despite only doing it for her senior year. Just last year, she would have been a nervous wreck from whatever had just happened to them, but just the act of doing a duty helped to calm her down.
As it was, Chiyo looked to be on the verge of tears, but Sakaki was already calming her down. Fortunately, every member of the crew was hale and hearty – and more than a bit shaken.
Bailing water out of their boat with their hands became the next business. The good news is that the boat was designed to survive a fall, and thus was entirely undamaged. The bad news was that the boat was designed to run on wheels in a track, and had no way to propel itself through a real sea.
"I have no idea what happened to us, but we need to get to that island," declared Yomi.
"Aye aye, captain," Tomo saluted. "But we have no oars to row with. Maybe Kagura can get out and push us."
"Eh?" Kagura yelped.
"Belay that, seaman. See if we can find some sort of board on here we can use."
Tomo offered, "Osaka is flat as a board, maybe we can use her, captain."
"You're as flat as a board too, Tomo," Osaka accused. "You'll have to be the other oar!"
"Oh no, I've said too much!"
Sakaki stood up and kicked apart a couple of the seats; it wasn't long before they had improvised a couple of oars out of the plywood. Even with calm seas and favorable winds, it was slow going. Tomo's burst of energy lasted just under a minute, which left most of the rowing work to Kagura and Sakaki.
After about twenty minutes under the baking sun, Sakaki saw a large boat speeding to her location. She immediately stood up and started waving, and everyone else joined her.
Kaori yelled, "Stop rocking the boat, Tomo! She's not designed for the real ocean!"
"But holy freaking crap, we're going to meet real pirates! Sail the seven seas!" Tomo reasoned.
Yomi observed, "Uh, there's no sails on that ship, so no pirates."
"I bet it's a ship of modern pirates. Ahoy mateys!!!"
"I bet this is a ship of a modern idiot."
The PT-boat had spotted the theme park attraction's boat a few minutes before, and was already on a course to pick up its new passengers. After five more minutes, the gray gunboat pulled up alongside, 80 feet long if it was an inch. Curiously, the boat had no markings or flag, as if it were trying to be inconspicuous on purpose. Still, a rescue was a rescue.
Three men got came out on deck to help. They were a motley crew to be sure: a blond man in a Hawaiian shirt, a brawny bald black man in a flak jacket, and what looked like an authentic Japanese salaryman.
"Ahoy there! Looks like you could use some help," called the black man.
"No, we're just out for a three-hour tour," Tomo called back in perfect English.
"Heh. OK, tie these lines to the boat, and we'll send down the rope ladder." As they tied the ropes to the boat's safety bars, he asked, "What the heck kind of boat is that?"
"A pirate ride boat," answered Kagura with a smile.
"Pirates of the Caribbean? You gotta be shitting me. Damn job gets weirder every day."
"Now Dutch, be polite with our guests, or I'll send you below to hide with Miss Sunshine."
"Fair enough."
Inside her cabin aboard the Black Lagoon, a woman cleaning her pistols sneezed.
As the salaryman helped everyone climb aboard, he said, "We apologize for the delay in finding you. My name is Rokuro Okajima, but you can call me Rock. This is Benny, and Dutch. Welcome aboard the Black Lagoon – and welcome to the year 2016."
2. Upgraded Accommodations
Aboard the Black Lagoon, South China Sea
Monday, September 26, 2016
12:37 PM local
The seven young women sat on long green bench seats along the grey metal walls. Sakaki, Chiyo, and Osaka on one side of the room; Yomi, Kaori, and Kagura on the other; and Tomo perched herself atop a wooden crate. The cargo hold of a WWII era PT-boat wasn't built for comfort, but they made do for now.
Their group sulking came to an end when Rock reentered the cabin. Under the fluorescent lights, Rock could see that every single one of them looked to be Japanese in origin, but there was something different about them. Something about their eyes seemed just a little bit bigger than normal.
"Well, ladies, after a little chat with the home office, it sounds like everything is being taken care of. Ladies, let's get you resettled into a new home. I'd like to find you find a place that will make you feel at home, probably as close as we can to where you came from. What kind of place would you like, city or country?"
The girl on the crate stood up and announced, "Yeah, it's gotta be the beach! We all come from a super-nice beach resort town."
Yomi grabbed her hand from behind, whispering, "Tomo, what are you up to?"
"Just play along," Tomo whispered back. "It's going to be amazing!"
Tomo went back to addressing the room. "Yeah, Kagura over here goes swimming every day in the ocean. Don't you want to go swimming in the ocean, every day again Kagura?"
"Oh... Oh yes! Definitely swimming!" Kagura finally picked up on her cue, "Yeah, a beach resort town, definitely!" Her story would have been more believable with a deeper swimmer's tan, but was a bit too early in the year for that.
The girl with straight hair and large eyes looked pensive in the back. "Wait, was that where we were from?" Osaka wondered softly, to no one in particular.
Yomi glanced over to Sakaki, to see if she wanted to put a stop to the lie. But Sakaki simply looked serious, a mien she often wore when lost in thought. Chiyo looked confused, and Osaka looked typically confused. Kaorin looked flustered at this unexpected scheme, which to be honest was typical for her too.
Well, Yomi thought, a beach house does sound pretty nice, especially if someone else is paying. And a resort town was likely to have some good gourmet food. "That's right Okajima-san! Can you find us a charming little beach town? It would make us feel right at home. Oh! And maybe one with a university nearby?"
Rock could see through their ploy, of course. But he had to admire Tomo, negotiating from a position of weakness. He'd do the same. It hadn't been so long ago that he had been willing to cast his former life away for one on the sea. But these girls couldn't live as he would, not by a long shot.
"I'm afraid I don't have anything in Japan right now, it's very popular for some reason." He started flipping through a stack of papers, until he came across the one he was looking for. "Great, there's still space in this property. How'd you all like to be housed in Venice Beach, California? It's near Los Angeles."
Tomo exclaimed "Umi getto!" with a fist raised in the air.
"Sounds good to me," Yomi replied to the man. "Chiyo, you were planning on going to university in America this year anyway. You wouldn't mind if we joined in, would you?"
"Oh, um, no, I mean yes. I suppose UCLA is a very good school, and I wouldn't have to be alone... OK, let's do it."
Rock was a little surprised that the youngest child in the room, an orange-haired girl who looked to have just begun puberty, planned on attending UCLA. But, well, these Arrivals are all special in their own way – himself included – so he decided there was really nothing to be surprised about.
3. Interested for the Wrong Reasons
Monday, September 26, 11:40 AM PST
Venice Beach, California
Life with the undines had settled into a slow rhythm over the past week. Once the initial rush to get everyone clothed and their apartments furnished had worn off, their natural tendency to take things easy and go with the flow took over.
The one least able to sit around doing nothing, Akira, was out there putting the cohort of trainees through some of her strict training. They all dreaded it to some degree, even knowing that it was just how Akira showed her tough love. I understood her perfectionism, as I had some similar tendencies, but understood even more the kids not wanting to be on the receiving end of it.
I didn't really know what Athena was up to. Perhaps she was still sleeping in; but with the noise, perhaps not. On weekdays like this, one could hear the occasional banging of remodeling work in the upstairs apartments, but it was pretty calm on the first floor.
There was still a lot of construction work to be completed in the upper stories. I was able to get back a few of the same contractors who had been working on the site before, and at least to start with was going through with most of the plan. We were adding insulation to the walls and repairing termite damage, so that often required removing the drywall and going all the way down to the studs. For now, most of what was happening was carpentry work, and the electricians would be available again in a week or two.
A couple of painters were upstairs finishing a coat of white walls on the apartment directly above me. All the apartments, like apartments everywhere, had a boring coat of white. I wanted to change my own unit's walls to, I don't know, a verdant green, or maybe a sky blue? Until I could decide otherwise, I guess they stay white.
Alicia Florence was right next to me in the office, typing into her own laptop across the room. The apartment's office was just the frontmost bedroom of the apartment I had claimed, #1. The real estate here was pretty valuable, so previously the management had all lived off-site. But with dimensional refugees, I really did need to be here. Alicia was plenty smart, but she still couldn't drive a car, pair a Bluetooth, or smash a bug on her own. Well, technically she could do the last one, but rather preferred not to.
She had other skills. "Brent, what do you think about these ranges?" She showed me a picture of a stove and oven on a manufacturer's website.
I swiveled in my chair, and took a quick glance at her screen. "Looks nice."
Alicia had settled into a role of helping me out with organizing the apartment construction. While Akira had experience managing employees, Alicia had run a business for years as sole proprietor. I was ostensibly the one in charge as manager of the building, but honestly she was the one teaching me how to do things. Things like budgeting, managing contract work, making sure things happened in order, and just keeping on top of every aspect of a project. And, of course to make sure Alicia did this right, President Aria was inactively supervising her while curled up into a ball atop her desk.
"It looks better than what we have now," she argued.
"It looks expensive," I countered.
"I found a builder who made the wrong order and now they have 14 extras sitting around." Alicia, it turned out, was a whiz at Craigslist.
"We should definitely check that out," I said.
"It's in... Garden Grove?"
"That's not too far, but it's a ways away. About an hour, I suppose."
"Let's go after lunch, then. I'll let them know."
"Do you... want to have lunch with me?"
"Sorry, but I need go out and check that Akira isn't being too strict on the singles." She glanced at the clock, and muttered, "Ara ara, is it that late already? I should go check now."
"Okay, see you after lunch."
She stepped out the door, and turned to call back, "See you then."
As she left, I sighed. She always had some excuse. Aria, who was still in the room, walked up to me, and gave a sympathetic, "Pun-yuu..."
"Yeah, it's just not going to happen, is it?"
"Nyu, nyu, nyuu." Aria faced me, held a paw up, and shook his head in the affirmative. "Punyuu!"
"I know, you're not lucky in love either. I appreciate the support. But this," I gestured towards the door, "I don't think it's ever going to happen. She's way out of my league."
"Nya nya, nyuu nyuu," the Martian cat said, tilting his head from side to side. If anything, his opinion of Alicia was higher than mine.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. You should go catch up with the girls."
He agreed, "Punyuu," and donned his Aria Company cap before heading out the door himself.
At first, I had flattered myself by thinking that Alicia might be spending time with me because she was interested in me. To be fair, she's a very attractive woman, athletic and graceful, and that sort of thing clouds one's judgement. But I had to come around to the fact that she was just trying to teach me to run the business. I wasn't the cool, slightly older guy, but the kid who needs straightened out before he made a mess of things. She was charming with me, but she's charming with everyone. If she wanted to spend social time with me, she'd have done it in the past couple of weeks. It was time to get over the silly crush.
Her volunteering wasn't all about saving the hapless manager, either. Alicia was definitely trying to ensure that Aria Company got some operating capital out of the apartment budget. And I was completely fine about siphoning off some money to start up that business. Taking care of the refugees here was my business, after all. I couldn't be sure gondola rides would be successful here, but I could be sure that it was an enjoyable activity. Fun for the whole family!
Speaking of the whole family, I dashed off a quick note to my fellow managers on the forum:
Quote:Labster 12:06 PM
Well, I have one piece of good news, at least for myself. While I am very allergic to cats, it turns out that I am not allergic to President Aria, our first resident furball. For normal cats, my nose starts to bleed after about 10 minutes in a room where the cat normally lives, whether it's present or not. But apparently I'm not allergic to Mars-cats, or whatever the heck President Aria is. (Are cat heads supposed to be that shape?)
When I first saw him, I was worried that I was going to have to ask Washuu-chan to do an experimental treatment to get rid of my allergies. What's the worst that could happen? But with the Santa Anas forecast to blow, I might still be tempted.
I went back into my apartment, and began to heat up a frozen tamale for myself. By the time I was done eating, I saw the replies:
Quote:Washuu-chan 12:17 PM
Labster, we should talk. I'm always looking for subjects, and I have the most fascinating immunological theories I've been wanting to test out in humans.
Peggy 12:19 PM
I was about to say something, then suddenly I decided I'm not so sure.
Finally, an anime girl who wanted to spend time with me, getting to know my body intimately. As a guinea pig, of course.
I should have known better than to joke about Washuu-chan when she was the only one who had hacked her way into the manager's forum. I started to wonder how much of Washuu's time in the OVAs on a keyboard doing sciencey stuff was actually just her reading Usenet alt groups.
Yet, I started to consider Washuu's modest proposal. It couldn't be worse than the sinus surgery I already had, right? Tenchi Masaki didn't seem to have PTSD, did he? Ryoko might have, though. Something made her turn to piracy, after all. At least as a pirate she was fighting global warming, so sayeth His Noodly Appendage.
This train of thought was fully derailed when a ping from my laptop indicated a new email. It was from the Boss Man, too. Sebastian dropped me a note that I had new tenants arriving tomorrow afternoon, and that I had better be ready to receive them. Ah yes, the traditional one-day notice for these things. He attached flight information and a brief profile of the new arrivals, written by the company agents who had delivered them to Singapore.
And, oh boy, those names I recognized.
4. Going in Circles
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Los Angeles International Airport
I was sitting in a brand new van, going nowhere. I was intending to go somewhere, of course, but as so many other L.A. stories go, I was stuck in traffic on an overpass. Leave it to L.A. to design an airport like a freeway, only fill it with too many cars.
The white van was decorated only with a single azure stripe which flowed into a wide elliptical hook shape on the front door, with a blue oval dotting the inside of the hook. It was one of those so-called 15 passenger vans, though I was pretty sure you couldn't fit fifteen Americans in there. Right now though, the van only had two passengers.
The van lurched to life, then came to a sudden stop ten seconds later. I rolled forward in my seat. "Athena," I chided, "You have to look at the cars in front of him, too. He's got nowhere to go, so there's no reason to jerk forward."
"Sorry, Brent," she frowned. I really wish that I had been able to teach Athena Glory to drive with a smaller car, but it was pretty clear we were going to need a big vehicle to transport all of the residents of our apartments for outings, even for something as simple as for shopping.
The choice to buy the van was proven right yesterday, when I was informed that we'd be getting seven new tenants to live in our complex. And what tenants they would be – Chiyo, Osaka, Sakaki, Tomo, Yomi, Kagura, and Kaorin. Names that were already burned in my mind, as the students of Azumanga Daioh.
I was really excited to meet the characters of my favorite anime. At least, that's how I was supposed to feel, right? But I don't know though, I've never been much for fannish devotion. I've met famous actors and and Congressmembers, and they all just seem like ordinary folks to me; maybe they just shine a little more brightly.
So honestly, I was anxious. I wanted them to like me, and I wanted to like them. Liking someone on TV is not the same as knowing the real person. Real people have flaws and habits you don't see on-screen. But honestly honestly, I just wanted them to be happy here – and I wanted to make Yomi and Tomo laugh.
When the van finally inched forward to the international terminal, Athena hopped out, and I got into the driver's seat. Someone had to wait for our new arrivals – Athena was experienced at that, and not experience enough to drive solo, yet. I pulled the van around and began to circle the airport. "Fun".
Athena, for her part, had shown pretty good aptitude for motor vehicles, so long as she could keep her concentration. Having spent her youth piloting larger vehicles than this while dodging motorboats, the only thing that still tripped her up was the engine's sudden power. Technically, she had a regular driver's license, but that was only because HAL 9000 had been a little too helpful generating documentation for the displacees. I thought it better not to take chances.
At the terminal building, Athena carried a sign bearing the names of two of our passengers in large letters in two different scripts, lovingly written by our Japanese resident, Akari Mizunashi.
Quote:水原 MIZUHARA
榊 SAKAKI
It turns out that writing kanji manages to be difficult even if you have an example in front of you, and that a practiced hand makes all the difference. It's kind of old school, holding up a sign for VIP pickup, but people still do it. The modern way wouldn't do; I truly doubted they had opted for an interuniversal cell phone plan.
Anyway, the names chosen were something of a social hack; from watching the anime, those were the two most likely to spot their names and react appropriately. The report forwarded from Sebastian indicated that Tomo Takino appeared to be the group's leader, which made me wonder exactly what led to that tragic misunderstanding. Unless they were entirely different from fiction, the only way Tomo gets to be the leader is under the Peter Principle.
Athena texted me to come pick them up, but it took me another ten minutes to circle back around to the international terminal. When I arrived, I saw the silver-haired undine surrounded by seven Japanese young women in the shade of the wide concrete overhang. The tall one was conversing with Athena, while the rest of them looked appropriately bedraggled for passengers on a long flight from Singapore. Only one of them was chipper, and running around the group like a moron. I decided: nope, exact same Tomo as I would expect.
As I pulled the the curb, Athena yanked the van's doors open. The shorter one with long brown hair asked, "Miss Athena, are you a gal?" She had the widest eyes I had ever seen on a person from East Asia. That would be Osaka, codename Ayumu Kasuga – or is that backwards?
Athena did have light hair and tanned skin, but a closer inspection would have revealed only simple silver earrings and a complete lack of false fingernails. "Uh, yeah I guess?" she replied, ignorant of twentieth century fashion trends.
Kagura said, "Cool! It's going to be a laid-back place if they have gals working there." She was the tannest member of the group, though I was actually surprised that her swimmer's tan wasn't even darker, considering how late in the year it was. She definitely had the athletic arms of a practitioner of the aquatic arts.
Chiyo Mihama had the remnant of a recent sunburn on her neck and arms. She was dealing with the downside of pale skin, as exemplified by her twintails of orangish-red hair. I felt her pain – repeatedly, given my own complexion. And certainly, the warm, dry Santa Ana wind today wasn't helping. She sat down and dutifully buckled her seatbelt, but then realized that she couldn't reach the precious A/C vent above her head to point it toward her.
Luckily Sakaki was tall enough to reach Chiyo's vent from her adjacent seat. For all of the build-up in the anime, Sakaki wasn't really all that tall in person; I still had a a half-head on her. But her dark hair, long legs, and larger build definitely made her look more imposing than the rest of these women. I just had the advantage of knowing she was a real softie at heart.
Kaori and Yomi looked as if the trip did not suit them, and the brunettes dragged themselves aboard the van. It looks like the trip had really worn them out, however they got to our world.
In contrast, Tomo hopped in the seat right behind me and asserted, "Take us to the beach resort, and step on it, my good man!" She, like every one of the new arrivals, was a Japanese teenager. Pushing 155 centimeters, she wasn't even a whole head taller than the thirteen-year old Chiyo-chan – and that gap would be closing pretty soon. Tomo had a round face, wide eyes and an open-mouthed smile; her arm gestured forward into another mass of traffic.
"The beach, we definitely got. The resort…" I lingered. Athena was already shaking her head in the negative. "Oh come on, it's not that bad!"
Athena shrugged. She closed the side door, then hopped into the front with me. She toggled the radio off, and told me, "All seven here, only two bags."
"Oh," I nodded. "Shopping trip later." Still at the wheel, I fought my way away from the curb, and towards the lanes of cars that were actually moving.
She pulled a lever underneath the seat, and turned the chair all the way around. "Good morning, ladies. My name is Athena Glory, and I'm one of your fellow residents at your new apartment. Driving the car is Brent Laabs, your apartment manager."
"Hi everyone," I waved, not really looking behind me to keep my focus on the traffic ahead instead.
I heard a few obligatory yoroshiku behind me.
"If you need some help during your stay with us, you'll be able to find him in room 1 of the apartments.
"Now, if you look to the left, you can see the Theme Building, an example of futuristic Googie architecture. Built in 1960, it was designed to resemble a flying saucer." Athena was actually giving a tour. Incredible. She'd been here all of two weeks and she already knew more about the place than I did.
Behind me, Osaka pointed out the window, "Whoa, UFO!!"
"Very Space Age," Chiyo remarked.
As we drove to the edge of the airport, Tomo blurted, "Holy freaking crap those are giant letters!"
"What's an X-A-L?" Osaka asked. I was really happy to let our tour guide do her job.
The tenant report from Sebastian was right: they did speak English. Actually, really well, well enough that they were speaking it without even thinking about it. Not even talking to each other in Japanese, except for the occasional word. Interesting.
Their rooms were ready enough for now, on the north side of the second floor. Akari had convinced me to buy futons for the new arrivals' rooms. That way, they could decide on their own mattress and bed set, if they wanted one, and we could reuse the futons for guests. The beds that I had bought in haste were not exactly a hit – Athena wanted a firmer mattress, while little Alice wanted a softer mattress with no lumps in a four-poster.
The only thing that remained, then, was to partition the new group and hand out the keys.
"We have two bedroom apartments here, so you're going to have to pair up. Remember, it's not permanent, you can always switch later," I said. I watched with interest, because unlike the last time I couldn't anticipate exactly how this would go.
"Now who do I want to live with?" Yomi Mizuhara wondered aloud.
Tomo's hand shot up, "Ooh ooh me! Pick me!"
"Doesn't anyone want to room with me? Anyone at all?"
"Meeee!" Tomo's arms waved back and forth in front of Yomi's field of vision. "Pick me, meeee!"
Yomi sighed, "Fine. I wouldn't want anyone else to suffer Tomo."
"Yaaay!"
You could see the wheels turning in Kaorin's head, as her blush began radiating heat. She meekly offered, "Miss… Miss Saka…"
Tomo interjected, "Who's going to live with Chiyo-chan? We can't have her live alone, this is a dangerous, lawless country overrun by cowboy gangs with guns."
What, no tsukkomi from Yomi for that one?
"It's not that bad, Tomo," Chiyo explained, "I was already planning on living here."
"Don't worry Chiyo-chan, I will protect you," Sakaki declared.
A wide, innocent smile appeared on Chiyo's face, "Thank you so much, Miss Sakaki!"
"Miss Saka-aaah," Kaorin was clearly let down by this turn of events.
"Well, Ah guess that makes you'n me roomies. Please take real good care of me, Kagura," Osaka offered. Kagura returned her bow.
In the end, Tomo and Yomi got number 9, directly above my own apartment. Kaorin was next door in number 10, adjacent to Osaka and Kagura in number 11. Taking the other large corner apartment in number 12 were Sakaki and her ward Chiyo.
I was a little worried about one thing, though. "Are you okay with living alone, Kaorin?" Not that I had a solution or anything.
The short girl with her a perfectly angled shingle bob took her time to answer. "No, it's fine, I'm—" she paused, "I'm right in the middle of it all this time, so I'm not going to lose again!" She held her fists to her breast. "Oh, I'm sorry, don't mind me, I must be really tired or something."
I could have sworn I felt the heat radiating off her cheeks, but that was probably just a trick of the Devil Winds. "Nah, it's okay. Let me know if you need anything."
That day, they really didn't need much except a place to shower and sleep. We parceled out some basic T-shirts and shorts to people, just so that they'd have a change of clothing. The original idea had been to buy sweatpants, but it was too damned hot today. Shopping would have to come later.
The undines had arrived with whatever overnight bag they had packed for their train trip, while the schoolgirls from Azumanga Daioh had little more than the yen in their pockets. Still, it was spendable in the airport in Singapore, unlike the the Neo Venezian ducats my other tenants brought.
Akari organized a Japanese-style dinner to meet her new neighbors, but it was pretty clear from the start that the newcomers were fading fast. Whatever burst of speed that Tomo had possessed had clearly evaporated by now, her shoulders slouched and her head hung over her bowl of miso soup. As I later learned, they were doubly jet-lagged, losing a few hours to their entry into the universe, and of course the nine hour difference from the South China Sea.
The only newcomers engaging in conversation were Sakaki and Chiyo, who were enraptured by the local cat, and the fact that he could be president and chairman of a company. Aria Pokoteng was a little unsure of Sakaki at first, but once she called him handsome he knew she was trustworthy. Yomi looked like she was about to comment on Aria's appearance, but was distracted by Osaka's cranium about to fall into her own soup, and thrust out a hand to save her.
We pretty much gave up on the idea of a welcome party, but at least the residents got to know each other's faces and names. There was a little polite chit-chat after the meal, but within a few minutes after eating, all of the newcomers had excused themselves to return to their rooms. Despite meeting all of these celebrities from TV, the job wasn't turning out to be all that glamorous after all. At least Athena and Alice stayed behind to help me with the dishes.
5. Blowing in Warmth
Wednesday, September 28, 3:57 AM
Akari couldn't fall back to sleep tonight, and she didn't know why. Perhaps it was the Santa Ana winds blowing through the night, keeping her room uncomfortably warm. Or maybe it was something about the new arrivals in the apartment. Once she had woken up, her mind started going around in circles.
She had been thinking a lot about the youngest one, Chiyo-chan, she was called. Akari could imagine how she felt, as she too had left home at a young age to chase her dream in distant lands. But Chiyo-chan had left her home with no warning, and Akari could feel that she had left something important behind. So too had the tall girl, Sakaki-san, left something very dear to her behind. Akari had no idea how she knew this, but she could feel it inside.
She sighed. This wasn't getting her anywhere near sleep. She decided to put on clothes, and wander around outside for a while. Maybe a walk would tire her out.
She eschewed the elevator and walked down the stairs into the warm night. It wasn't exactly quiet out, with the offshore wind rustling leaves in the trees, bending tall palm trees towards the ocean. But the dry winds were comfortable to walk in at night. It felt like the warmth of daylight on her skin came from the rising crescent moon, like a long starlit eclipse.
With no particular destination, she wandered up onto the beach boardwalk, passing a couple sleeping beach bums along the way. It was so different, so empty without the tourists and surfers and hipsters, but she liked this side of Venice too.
Akari wandered up to the canal zone, and then crossed through towards downtown. The orange glow of street lamps guided her way through the night, wherever she happened to be going.
She sneezed so suddenly that it brought her to a halt. The wind brought plenty of things to tickle her nose, that was certain. That was one side-effect of the so-called Devil Winds, but they didn't seem to quite live up to the hype. There was nothing to be afraid of tonight; the last of the drunks had found their way home, and the roads were empty but for the occasional car.
Akari found herself following the rundown old train tracks embedded in the pavement of Pacific Avenue. They hadn't been here before, had they? She saw those lighted letters spelling out VENICE, strung across Windward Avenue, whipping back and forth as a gust of warm air flew past.
Then she heard the roar of something coming towards her, pushing through the wind. A minute later, a large vehicle bearing a single bright light turned onto the street, with several cars following behind. The boxy, cherry red locomotive led a set of six train cars down the old tracks. The brakes squealed as the train rolled to a halt near the Venetian-inspired building beneath the sign.
"What sort of train runs this late at night?" she asked no one. Akari couldn't stop herself from walking closer to investigate. While the cars had the number 666 emblazoned on the side, a sign in the front car read "Starlight Express". "Huh," she uttered. And then, a few cats came leaping out of the passenger cars. Akari walked out into the middle of the street to get a closer look.
In the shadow of the train, she saw someone large with pointed ears in a blue railroad uniform and called out to him, "Cat Sìth!"
A tall orange creature turned to face her; it was oblong, with the skinniest of arms. Akari apologized, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else." And he started to turn back around.
But all of ten seconds later, curiosity got the better of her. "Excuse me, but are you a cat?"
A booming, masculine voice emerged from the bipedal feline's mouth, "Now that is an excellent question! Now, you wouldn't happen to be one of those people who believe that other people are cats just because they have pointed ears and fur and a long tail, would you?" His eyes grew narrow and his fur became a roiling red color.
"Eep!" And then she thought about it a minute, and said, "No, but are you not a cat?"
His fur returned to the orange color. "I am as much a cat as you are a human, child."
"My name is Akari Mizunashi? What's yours?"
"Is that your true name, I wonder?"
"I think so?"
"No, your true name has not yet been given," the cat creature determined.
OK, this was managing to be even weirder than she expected. "Hahii?"
"You may call me Mihama."
"Where does this train go, Mihama-san?" She asked earnestly, "Can it take me home again?"
Mihama's skin shifted to a swirl of reds and yellows, and he swayed back and forth for a minute. His skin shifted back to its normal hue, and he remarked, "No ticket."
"I see," Akari said sadly.
"All we have right now are one-way fares." His giant eyes narrowed, and after a moment he spoke again. "You are the one who heard the calls, are you not? Follow me."
She followed him aft past a few passenger cars, where they came upon a juvenile cat with distinctive brown markings, sitting on the pavement next to a large white dog. The dog had a thick coat and a plume of a tail, which she identified as a Great Pyrenees. Akari couldn't make out what kind of cat it was, concluding it must be a mixed breed.
Mihama's skinny right arm wiggled in an entirely impossible fashion for a few seconds, until it pointed steadily towards the cat. "This one seeks the branch of the sacred tree. Will you take her there?"
The idea tickled something at the back of her mind. And well, she couldn't leave a cat alone on her quest, could she? Without hesitation, she pledged, "I will."
The little cat's eyes met Akari's and her face softened, as if to say that she would trust this human. The dog stood up, and rubbed against Akari, as if to say that he had trusted her all along.
"I must go. We must not get off track," Mihama said, as he floated back aboard the train.
"Just… If you see Cat Sìth, tell him that I want to see him again, please."
"Foolish child," he boomed, "to seek the fair folk. I suppose that's why he likes you. I will relay the message true." He returned inside, and the hum of the locomotive rumbled through the street.
"Well, it's late tonight. Will you come home with me?" she asked the little cat.
"Nyan." Akari and her quest companions started walking back towards her apartment. Meanwhile, the train departed, following invisible tracks up into the sky.
The cat seemed very determined, while the dog followed alongside Akari with an easy gait. Akari didn't feel foolish, like he had said. Although she realized that she had adopted a couple of strays on the request of a catlike—thingy—Mihama, which was perhaps not the wisest thing to do.
Wait, she thought and blushed, he said Cat Sìth liked her?
She had ended up walking even further than she had intended, and then all of that happened, so by the time she returned to the apartment, morning twilight was creeping across the sky. Well, all she had to do was find a divine tree. That couldn't be too hard, right? There had to be a sakaki somewhere in America, right, or maybe just a really old oak.
And all at once, she realized how stupid she had been, and knew she was supposed to find Sakaki-san. Silly kitty riddle. Maybe this quest was almost over.
It wouldn't be kind to wake them—but they were jet-lagged, and would likely be awake anyway. She decided that it wouldn't be right to delay a quest, and journeyed up to the second floor.
Akari held out her hands. "Do you need any help up the stairs, kitty?"
The kitten ignored her offer and leapt up the steps. The dog, on the other hand, came and brushed his head against her hands.
"Not you, silly dog, you're too heavy," she giggled. "Come on!"
She walked up to the second story, and unlocked the door. And then Akari knocked on the first door on her right.
About sixty seconds and a couple of knocks later, the door opened to reveal the imposing presence of Sakaki, wearing a loose T-Shirt, shorts, and a frown. Akari reflexively took a step back.
"I'm sorry for intruding," Akari said timidly, "but I was wondering if you knew this cat?"
Sakaki looked down, and a smile lit up her face.
"Maya!" Sakaki picked up the wildcat and nuzzled her. "Maya!" The cat returned her attention with a little lick on the nose. "You really did find me!" Holding the cat in front of her, she spun around and around with a big smile on her face, humming happily.
And as suddenly as it began, her mien became serious, as if she had caught herself doing something deeply embarrassing. "I am in your debt," Sakaki said formally.
"I didn't do anything, really."
But Sakaki had turned her attention elsewhere. "Sorry to make you wait, Tadakichi-san. Chiyo-chan is in here. She opened the door to Chiyo's room, and Tadakichi trotted over to her futon, walked in, three circled, and lay down right in the middle of the bed.
This was enough to wake Chiyo up, though. "Bwah?" She rubbed her eyes. "Oh, Tadakichi-san, is that you?"
He stood up and gave Chiyo a good sniff on the face, while she petted his head.
"How did you even get here?"
Sakaki explained, "Akari-san brought him here."
"I didn't do anything, really. Maya did most of the work, I think."
"Thank you so much!" she said while hanging around Tadakichi's neck. "You too, Maya."
"Mew."
Since it was now past sunrise, and all three were now fully awake and excited, Chiyo convinced the other two to join her radio exercises. Not that any radio station in L.A. had broadcasted them for decades, but with the help of YouTube lots of things are possible.
They moved downstairs into the yard, and started the calisthenics. Mr. Tadakichi stood guard over his humans, sniffing around the building. He must have decided he liked the place, because he began staking out a territorial claim with head and leg held high. As for the iriomote wildcat, Maya just collapsed on the ground, content that she was finally where she needed to be.
6. Ti Kallisti
Thursday, September 29, 2016, 9:45 AM
There was a knock on my apartment's door. Answering it, I was met by the smiling face of Tomo Takino.
"Manager, my room needs more towels."
"Sorry. I thought we left some in all of the rooms." I opened a closet and pulled out a couple spare towels and washcloths. "Here ya go."
She took them and went merrily along her way.
Ten minutes later, another rap on my chamber door. I went to the answer it, and I was surprised to see that Tomo had come back again. As soon as I cracked open the door, she began, "Hey, where's the complementary breakfast served?"
"Huh? We don't do that."
"Why not?"
"What do you mean, why not? We're an apartment building, not a hotel."
"Really?"
"Of course really."
"Oh well." Tomo began to walk away, but turned back to say, "If you're going to compete in today's market, you really should offer some more amenities." She stayed long enough to catch the confused look on my face, and only then she continued back up upstairs.
8:49 PM
Yomi was used to Tomo invading her space, but now that she lived with all of her schoolmates living in the same apartment complex, everyone except Osaka had managed to wander into Yomi's living room. Not that she minded, as it was not like she had anything important to study for.
"I still can't believe we're time travellers. It's so romantic!" Kaori said to the room. Or perhaps just to herself; there were often times when she couldn't tell if she was being ignored.
It felt like another one of those times for half a minute, until Yomi set down her book. "I can't believe it either."
"I know, right? It's like maybe, because of tradition, something couldn't happen before, but now in the future, maybe two people can— they can—"
"That's not what I meant. Doesn't something seem odd with this picture?" Yomi held up a copy of the complete Lord of the Rings next to her face. The book was on loan from the manager, with a bookmark a good hundred pages in.
By now, everyone had tuned in to the conversation, but met Yomi's query with blank stares nonetheless.
Tomo murmured, "No? Yomi was always a huge nerd."
"What I don't understand is why I can speak and write English so well."
"Eh?" wondered Chiyo-chan. "What do you mean?" She put down her own book, an American edition of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
"Well, I know that you were always fluent in English, but that's because you're so smart."
"She's a fricking genius," Tomo inserted.
While hitting Tomo's forehead with a convenient paper fan, Yomi calmly continued, "None of the rest of us were quite that good. Even Tomo was only passable at speaking English, and she was better than me. But now... why does Osaka speak English with a Southern accent?"
"Something has changed us," Sakaki declared.
"Right. That ... or we're not who we remember ourselves to be."
The room turned absolutely silent as everyone thought through the implications of that thought.
Eventually, it was Chiyo who broke the silence, her eyes welling up with the beginnings of tears, "Yomi, if I'm not Chiyo Mihama, who am I? What am I, a clone?"
Sakaki knelt down to Chiyo's eye level, and took her hand. "No. You are Chiyo-chan. I don't think anyone could replace all of the little details about ourselves. Nor the way we feel about each other."
"Miss Sakaki!" Chiyo hugged Sakaki like a circle around the sun.
Kaori sat quietly in the corner watching the scene, her face reddening as her hands were clasped together.
Tomo decided that this was not the moment to use her joke about clones, even though Chiyo and Sakaki's Lily Rank just increased. Contrary to popular opinion, Tomo Takino did have her limits. She internally cursed that she'd probably have to wait another few months for an opportunity to use that gag, but so it goes in comedy.
Moreover, what Yomi had said really was troubling. Tomo had been thinking about it too, silently amazed at the world of multilingual puns that had opened up to her and Yomi. It was stressful enough to find yourself adrift in another world. But it was quite a bit worse to know that you were not quite the same person you had been before.
"Um, why don't we just ask the manager if he knows?" Kagura queried.
Tomo narrated, "Baka Ranger Red uses her special power: Ask the teacher!"
I heard a rather loud banging on my door.
"Kanrinin-san, Kanrinin-saaaan!"
I paused the DVR, hopped out of my chair, and walked over to the door. I really hoped nothing was wrong in this old building, because it's not fun finding a plumber at 9 PM. My grandfather was a plumber by trade, but if genetics is right, that means I'm only 25% plumber. Which is just not enough.
"Oh hi... everyone." The entire cast of Azumanga Daioh, sans teachers, was in front of my door. Including an actual wildcat. Just great. "What seems to be the problem?"
Kagura glanced at Yomi, who only returned the words, "Your idea, Red."
Kagura took a deep breath. "Why can I speak English so well? I never used to be able to talk this well. Why does Osaka's Kansai accent sound like the American South in English? It's all so strange."
"Well, that's... complicated." I mean, I had a guess, but I didn't really know how to break it to them.
Yomi asserted, "More to the point: How did coming to this world change us? I don't buy the timeslip story; there's something subtly different about this world. And why would some aristocrat decide to house us all for free so fast? Just look out the door, and you can see some beach bums with worse luck than we've had. So why are we so important?"
Yikes. "Well, you had better all come inside." I guess it was time to give the girls "The Talk". I hadn't expected to be able to hide it for very long, but really – Koyomi is scary-smart. The girls of Aria still hadn't figured out this much in two weeks of living here, much less two days. "Nothing gets by you, Mizuhara, does it."
She just smiled and took a seat on my couch.
"OK, I don't really understand it myself, but I know a few facts you're missing. I think you're right about being from a different universe. There's no record of a real person named Mizuhara Koyomi living in the Tokyo Metro Area in 2003. Or of that of your friends or teachers."
"No real person?" asked Chiyo. She looked like she was starting to tear up.
"Yeah, and I don't mean you're not real people, sorry, I'm screwing this up. There is, however, a fictional record of your life. You all are the starring characters of a manga and anime called Azumanga Daioh. Only a few of us even know that you're in this world. Most everyone thinks you're completely fictional."
There was a moment of stunned silence from the assembled young women, finally broken by Tomo. "At least we got an anime series." And then everyone started talking all at once.
Having waded through various unanswerable existential questions, we finally got to the important question, posed by Kaorin: "What the hell is 'Azumanga Daioh' supposed to mean?"
"Something like 'Azuma's manga for Daioh magazine'. The author is Kiyohiko Azuma. What? Don't give me that look. It's not even bad compared to some of the light novel titles these days, some of them are like fifty words long."
"So if I'm getting this straight, our real father is this Azuma guy who wrote us all?"
A sultry Tomo teased, "Don't worry Kaorin, we're not sisters by blood."
"Wha! What!" Kaori turned a bright shade of red and started waving her arms rapidly. "That's not what I meant!"
I chuckled, but took back control of the conversation anyway. "Osaka, Chiyo: you'll understand what Tomo meant when you're older. Anyway, I don't know if Azuma-sensei is your father, or if you existed in a different universe than mine – and Azuma-sensei only channeled his knowledge of your world into storytelling. Maybe true creativity only comes from God, and we can only tell stories that He has already created."
"But looping back to the anime: why does Osaka speak with perfect English in a Southern accent?" Yomi asked. "How does that make sense unless we come from the anime?"
"Why are y'all so worried about little ol' me?"
"I have a whole lifetime of memories; I don't think a TV show or manga could describe everything that is me." Sakaki always keeps her cool, on screen or in reality.
"I don't think you have that much to worry about, Yomi. You're all great girls, and real enough to me." And, I thought, the problem with our kind of mind – me and Yomi – is that one never knows when to stop asking questions without easy answers.
Kagura had a question. "So what kind of anime is it? I mean, it doesn't show us doing, well... you know."
"Don't worry, there's a minimum of fanservice." I added jazz hands for emphasis. "Just the lives of seven ordinary high school girls. Come on, let's go watch an episode in the common room. It'll be natsukashii for all of you to see your first year of high school again, I'm sure. Heck, I wish I had an anime of my school life, it'd be way better than a yearbook."
We made our way across the hall, and I hooked up my laptop to the flat-panel TV. Everyone sat down to watch, some on the floor because I still didn't have enough furniture yet – yet another thing I had to fix. After 24 minutes of laughs and smiles, the melodious "Raspberry Heaven" began to play. Everyone was in much better spirits now.
Chiyo spoke first, "It's so weird to see myself as a cartoon. I mean I'm not 2D, but that girl looks so much like me, living my life."
Kagura asked, "Hey, when do I get to be in it?"
"Episode 3, I think. You're still in the other class, right?"
"Oh yeah, that's right."
Tomo asked, "So if we're all in the anime, who's the most popular character?"
"Oh, that," I said. "Well, the most popular would have to be Osaka."
"WHAT???!?!" was the near-unanimous response, with the remaining response being, "But Sakaki-san is the coolest!" Geez, I gotta be careful answering Tomo's questions, so many cans of worms.
With the politeness of a Southern belle, Osaka laughed. "He he he, some girls got it."
7. Recommendations
Most everyone wondered back to their rooms to consider everything they'd learned tonight. At least they were in good enough spirits now to consider instead of worry. And for that, I really needed to thank the person who was still lurking around, examining all of the knicknacks in my room. "Tomo, seriously, thanks for defusing that situation. I mean, I have no idea how to handle things like this."
"Yeah, well if you can't understand something, you gotta make a joke out of it. Until you do understand. Or not."
"Sorry to turn your world upside down. You are now sailor senshi, and the cake is a lie. Heavy stuff."
"The cake is a lie?"
"Man, when did Portal come out? You missed out on so much pop culture, girl."
"Omigosh, I really did!" Tomo realized. "So. I have 15 years of manga to catch up on. Any recommendations? Is Inuyasha still going?"
"Heh, no, she finally finished that one. But One Piece is still going strong!"
"Oh man, really? Awesome."
"Yeah, I never got into that one."
"You should, it's pretty good. Or at least it was. So what anime has there been that I have to see?"
"Right, what would I watch if I had been cryogenically frozen for 15 years, so that I don't miss out on the great anime of the future?!"
"Baaka."
"Oh right!" I remembered her taste in anime from the show. "Tomo, you need to watch The Woman Called Fujiko Mine. Like, right now."
"Maji de?!" Tomo's eyes turned into giant twinkles.
"C'mon, let's stop everything but our beating hearts and go watch it."
"I have no idea what that means but I am so in!"
Tomo plopped down on my couch, and I queued up the first episode of the newish Lupin III spinoff. It was only as I sat down beside her that I thought, that maybe inviting a girl I had met three days ago to my room to watch an anime containing this many bare breasts was not the brightest idea. But Tomo was already enraptured by the first frames nonetheless. Maybe this would all work out OK.
Friday, September 30, 2016, 11:11 AM
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Well, today I had to have The Talk with the girls. You know, the one where I explain where little girls come from. It turns out you all came from a stork carrying an anime DVD and your life is a sitcom called Azumanga Daioh.
They handled it pretty well, all except for the online character popularity polls – they all agree there's a subtle wrongness to this world if Osaka is the most popular girl. All except Osaka herself, who is preening at the news.
I still need to go over this with my other tenants from Aria, who still haven't picked up on it – maybe it's how they arrived in the world, which was apparently by riding on the Galaxy Express. At least I know they'll be okay with the news. They all have an inner strength they can draw on. It's more myself I'm worried about, but if I've got one of these under my belt, the next one should be easier.
I hope.
Actually, let me know if you have any advice on how to break the news to folks.
I had just finished updating the manager's forum on my progress, hoping they had some advice on how to break it to people. How on Earth do you tell people that their life has been fictionalized? That was definitely not in the job description. I was pretty sure I had screwed it up the first time; I basically made Chiyo-chan cry and that was not a good feeling.
There was a knock on my door dislodge me from my reverie. Answering it, I was met by the smiling face of Tomo Takino. That cheered me up a bit.
"Manager, my room needs more towels."
"I just gave you towels yesterday."
"Yeah, I left those on the floor, but the maids never came by to change the linens yesterday."
"Tomo, you know this is not a hotel, right?"
"I know that I was promised a beach resort."
"Well, you're not getting one," I said with finality.
She stared at me for a good twenty seconds, then began, "Gimme more towels, please?" She held out her hand.
"No! Sheesh." And I shut the door.
Five minutes later – Knock-knock – Tomo again. "I need a room service menu."
"Tomo, we're not a beach resort."
"But I'm huuungrrry…"
"Cook for yourself." I closed the door.
Another knock, another Tomo. "Can you show me the way to your onsen? No peeping, 'kay?"
I sighed.
Tomo was really annoying in real life. There's a theory of comedy that funny things are essentially pain that happens to someone else.
"C'mon, tell me, tell me!"
I walked over to Alicia's desk in the office, picked up a colorful piece of paper, and marched right back to the door. I handed Tomo the brochure to the La Brea Tar Pits, and slammed the door.
I heard the words yelled through the door, "This is so going on Yelp! You hear me!"
Omake
A gray PT-boat pulled up along side the boat. Suddenly Yukari-sensei appeared on the deck of the boat. "What are you morons doing on an amusement park boat in the ocean?"
"Oh no!" Tomo cried! "It's the Teacher from the Black Lagoon!"
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Updating the "who voices who" list now that the post-retcon cast list has settled into something reasonably stable...
Aya Hisakawa still holds the title of hardest-working seiyuu in Refuge, * voicing Ami Mizuno, Arisa Sono, Lindy Harlaown, Miki Kaoru, Sarah Dupont, Skuld, and (usually) Kerberos. (And, eventually, an original character closely based on Ami so it makes sense that they'd share a voice)
Takehito Koyasu is a close second, voicing Fool, Jean Croce, Tou Ryuga, Touga Kiryuu, Yuichi Kayama, and (sometimes) Yosho.
Third place is a three-way tie with five characters each, between Ayako Kawasumi (Aoi Sakuraba, Artoria Pendragon, Ayumi Tokita, Kay, and Mahoro Ando), Kikuko Inoue (Belldandy, Chitose Hibiya, Electra, Kasumi Tendo, and Steel Angel Nadeshiko), and Rie Tanaka (Chii, Chizuru Aizawa, Koyomi Mizuhara, Maho Nishizumi, and Steel Angel Saki).
Three seiyuu voice four Refuge characters each: Kana Ueda (Hayate Yagami, Honami Takase Ambler, Mii Konori, and Rin Tohsaka), Michie Tomizawa (Manami Kasuga, Rei Hino, Sumire Kanzaki, and Linna Yamazaki), and Megumi Hayashibara (Atsuko Natsume, Nam, Rei Ayanami, and (sometimes) Ranma Saotome).
There are more seiyuu who play three characters than I care to count at the moment; I'll just mention (to show off their range) that Asami Sanada plays Chizuko Oe, Sawako Yamanaka, and Vita, and Megumi Ogata plays Haruka Ten'oh, Shinji Ikari, and Yukito Tsukishiro.
Possibly of more interest is the "talking to themselves" list. Not including canon cases of one seiyuu playing multiple roles in a single work: - Ayako Kawasumi: Aoi Sakuraba and Ayumi Tokita are both at Aria House.
- Rie Tanaka: Chizuru Aizawa and Koyomi Mizuhara are also both at Aria House.
- Chinami Nishimura: Aria Pokoteng is at Aria House and Mia Guillem is practically next door at Kaleido Stage.
- Kaori Mizuhashi: Taeko Minazuki is at Aria House and Rosetta Passel is practically next door at Kaleido Stage.
- Ryou Hirohashi: Alice Carroll is at Aria House and Sora Naegino is practically next door at Kaleido Stage.
- Sayaka Ohara: Alicia Florence is at Aria House and Layla Hamilton is practically next door at Kaleido Stage.
- Junichi Suwabe: Ren Nekoyashiki and Archer are both at Appartements Mont-Royal Sud.
- Kana Ueda: Honami Takase Ambler and Rin Tohsaka are also both at Appartements Mont-Royal Sud.
- Lisa Reimold: Tess Pastorius and Zion are both found somewhere in Basin and Range Province. Tess is specifically identified as being mobile.
- Masami Kikuchi: Kazuki Sendo and Keiichi Morisato are both at Douglass Gardens Apartments.
- Ai Orikasa: Fujieda Ayame and Reiko Amagi are both at the Grand Imperial Theatre.
* Unless you count the Misaka Sisters as separate characters, in which case Nozomi Sasaki has over nine thousand roles, all named Misaka.
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Posted by: Dartz - 05-08-2023, 01:51 AM - Forum: My Apartment Manager is not an Isekai Character
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The original got pruned
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Her chest pulsed in time with her heart, every pulse ringing in her breasts..
Her breathing came deep and fast, panting for air.
Sweat soaked through her clothes, running from her rust-coloured hair in thick streaks down her face.
Strong, muscled legs wrapped in tight lycra pumped her forward. A cheap, steel-framed bicycle loaded with pizza did its level best to hold her back.
Twenty minute delivery.
Twenty minutes or your money back. All at the expense of the rider. Restaurants loved it because it absolved of the cost of a missed delivery.
The app took it directly out of the rider’s pocket. The company called it incentivisation -. gameification. The better you did, the more you made. The better you did, the harder the punishment when one missed delivery reset your bonus.
Of course, the app’s algorithm always worked to screw you over in the end. The better you did, the harder the runs it offered. From restaurants further away from your location, to destinations further from the restaurant, until eventually you failed and your bonus counter reset.
And, of course, you paid for the customer’s meal - not the restaurant.
Meg worked like a machine, keeping herself ahead of the curve for well over ten hours from the office lunchtime all the way , fuelled by sugar-loaded energy drinks and supermarket sandwiches,
Her cybernetic focus was absolute, keeping her moments ahead of the traffic, taking suicide slices up the inside of turning trucks and sliding between moving busses.
Every vital statistic of her body read out in the back of her mind, heart-rate, respiration, oxygenation and glucose saturation. She could do it all night, if the takeaways didn’t close. Her body’d been built specifically to go all night.
One more pickup popped up on her phone.
Texas Fried Chicken at the Crumlin Shopping Centre to Inchicore Square. Ready at the restaurant in 8 minutes. 10 minute travel time. 2 minutes slack.
Easy Money.Meg tapped ‘accept’, before anyone else could beat her to it.
Meg wheeled to a stop beneath a flickering sign, showing a cartoon image of a chicken wearing a Stetson hat and bowtie - the name promised something bigger, hotter and oilier than Kentucky. The scent of luscious chicken gravy filled her nostrils and crawled down her throat. Against the cold night, the windows to the takeaway had steamed up opaque, the inside a blur of hard white lights and humanoid shadows..
A wall of vapourised grease assaulted her as she shouldered the door open.
Silence answered her, save for the roar of the ventilation.
As expected, everyone looked up from their phones. Meg felt her mind become aware of them immediately. Male, elderly, frustrated and impatient. Already a possibility for engagement. Another male, younger, showing effects of stimulants. His eyes followed her arse.
A third, stood at the counter, biting back on a deep and building anger. Meg looked at his face and saw the mask demanded by customer service beginning to crack.
Leaning with her hand on the glass windows surrounding the counter, getting as close as she possibly could to the innocent cashier, was a young woman having a great time of things despite the picture of artificial fury on her over-tanned face and grease-black hair. The software in the back of Meg’s mind threw up a dozen complaints about her excessive makeup.
And the tacky black trousers, artificial leopardskin jacket, and Louis-vutton handbag. Obviously a knock-off - it was too well put together to be a real one. Glass beads decorated a metallic pink phone. A half-eaten leg of succulent chicken sat on top of a mangled cardboard box in front of her.
Of course, the woman pounced on the silence.
“Are you even listenin’ to me?” Her voice rose to a shrill, high tone. “This chicken’s pink. Does that look…”
The man behind the counter fixed his gaze on Meg. Of course, he didn’t look her in the face. The chicken was pink the same way any chicken on the bone could be. It still steamed hot.
“Delivery 72941-A. Inchicore Square,” said Meg, holding up her phone, before placing it into her pocket. .
“She can wait, you’re servin me!”
“I’ve a delivery to pick up,”
Meg consciously kept her voice even.
“Well it’s my bleedin’ turn,”
Now she started to get annoyed. The carefully orchestrated plan to push an innocent service employee to point where they caved just to get you to fuck off had been spoiled.
“I just have to…”
“I was here first!” the woman snapped. “ And you. I’m on the facebook. I’m streaming this. You’re going to make this right for me, or everyone will see it..”
The important part being the Me. Pay attention to her, not to the 33-S.
“If I don’t make this, I don’t get paid you know,”
Wrong move. Meg saw the turn in the woman’s face- the first real hot anger she’d shown, directed right at her.
“You think having a job makes you better. Yeh look like a slut,”
Simple analysis. Give as good as you get.
“The only ride you’ll ever get is into battle,” Meg sneered. “Just give me the bleedin meal”
Her eyes turned to the man behind the counter, sweating in his red uniform. One hand offered her a brown paper bag. The moment Meg grasped it, she sensed movement - a rush of emotion charging right at her.
Her fingers gripped the bag tight. She brought her free arm up to shield her face - a moment to late. A hard slap bit at her cheek, filling the air with a sharp crack. Cut synapses warned of broken skin, and a loss of blood pressure in a hundred capillaries
Her free hand grasped the hard bones of the woman’s foream. Her phone dropped, bouncing off the tiles with a crack and skidding into the corner against the wall.,
“Don’t touch me!” she shrieked, trying to pull back.
“Back off!” Meg yelled. Her fingers clenched tight. The woman stared through her, surprised at the strength that she’d met.
Meg felt energy rising inside her eyes, ready to burst out of her and fill the room with her anger. It’d be so easy just to put that pain in the neck to sleep right there on the tiles. One quick overload of every synapse and she’d be out for an hour.
With three people to tell the story.
A real fear filled the air for one brief moment. Above, the fluorescent lights fizzed.
“If yous two start fighting I’ll call the guards,” the man behind the till interrupted.
The woman shook her hand from Meg’s grip, feigning a huff- as if she could’ve taken it further but was letting them all off.
It was just an excuse to get out of it while saving face. You didn’t need cybersenses to figure that out.
“And I can show them the chicken you’re serving me,” she added.
Meg glanced between the pair of them - the man behind the till with his hand on the landline phone waiting for the fight, and the woman still giving her sneering side glances
Without a word, Meg pulled her phone from her pocket and scanned the docket on the side of the brown paper bag. The App logged her as having received the package.
Nine minutes to delivery.
Meg cursed under her breath. Possible, but difficult.
One quick argument would cost a full day’s bonus.
Inside her flourescent yellow jacket, she felt her blood begin to boil.
“You’re bleeding there, love,” said the old me. He only had concern in mind and, for a moment, she thanked him for it.
Meg cold feel hot, thin blood trickle down her cheek, mingling with sweat and grease from the air.
“Fuck’s sake,” she said before shouldering the glass door open.
In the cold night air, she unzipped her jacket to the halfway point - just to let her chest breath and clear some of the sweat from her t-shirt. Meg cocooned the meal in a special pack strapped to the luggage rack of the bike.
No time to be frustrated. No time to kick and swear and swear blue murder to any who’d listen.
Every second counted.
And she could count them to the millisecond.
This would have to be quick. Or it would be very expensive. She didn’t bother to check the map - she knew the route well enough.
Meg didn’t bother with the red light at cross-roads. The horn of a taxi blared a warning as she hammered through the beams of its headlights. Meg knew she had at least a few centimetres to spare - even if the driver hadn’t braked.
She powered up Herberton road towards the Canal, congratulating herself on the few seconds she saved. Another set of red lights passed in a flash, followed by a left turn across the front of a speeding bus onto Dolphin road.
Another ten seconds.
Her legs carried her at full speed, racing along the bank of the Grand Canal. Her mind focused like a laser on the road ahead. On the other bank, a silver tram raced ahead of her, accelerating towards Suir bridge and the station behind..
Meg saw a red BMW stopped on the bridge at the same instant as the tram driver. He had one moment to apply the brakes before they crashed together with a hollow bang - like a steel drum being crushed. The impact took the front clear off the car, sending the engine block spinning away in a cloud of steam .
The tram skipped off the wreckage, riding up off its rails and down onto hard concrete, the front carriage slewing sideways as it squealed to a juddering halt.
Meg arrived at the scene just in time to see the few passengers onboard pull themselves to their feet.
The wreckage blocked the bridge completely.
Her jaw hung open at the sheer bloody unfairness of it all.
“Fuck’s sake!”
In the back of her mind, time still ticked down.
She checked her map. It insisted the bridge would be the fastest route. She swiped to the next. The blue line moved, sending her all the way to the end of Davitt road and with a double back up
An extra three minutes.
Two minutes overtime, would mean she worked the last hour for free.
She knew one option the mappers didn’t.
A single lock carried the canal down below the bridge. The lock gates had duckboards on them, installed for the original keepers centuries beforehand, and maintained for the locals who used them a shortcut to avoid the traffic.
So long as you were willing to risk a short fall into black, deep water, or a long fall into shallow water.
Meg wondered if anyone’d ever managed to carry a bicycle across them. She wondered if there’d be an award for being the first.
Halfway across, with jet black water on one side, and jet black darkness on the other, she began to wonder if it’d been a good idea. Only a few floating leaves hinted at the presence of water.
Below there was nothing but void.
Mixed with the smell of stagnant water and old rubbish.
The bike sat across her shoulders, crank pedals digging into her spine. Her hands held it tight through the forks and the rear wheel, keeping the weight even. Her legs carried her forward, one foot in front of the other. Creaking timbers shifted nauseatingly beneath her feet.
One rotten plank shifted under her bootheel. Her body began to topple. She felt the weight of the bike shift on her shoulders, threatening to pull her into the darkness. A moment of terror raced up her throat, ricocheting throughout her frame.
An automatic shift of her hips caught the fall.
A human would’ve gone swimming.
Adrenaline lingered in her veins long after her feet found hard ground. The crash had already begun to back traffic up along Suir Road and down the South Circular. Meg cut through the housing estates instead, racing the countdown on her phone along quiet concrete roads.
Stephen’s Road turned onto Goldenbridge Avenue, then up Connolly Avenue, into a near miss with a Dominoes delivery scooter on Bulfin road.
Traffic waited to turn right onto Emmett road. Meg didn’t. She cut up the inside of a white van turning left, swapping across traffic to the far side of the road.
Meg glanced at the clock between breaths. Just under half a kilometre in distance. A minute fifty left to do it in. She promised herself to quit and cash-out for the night if she made it.
All caution was thrown to the wind as she raced past the Black Lion and a rank of waiting taxis.
A reckless right turn carried her onto Grattan crescent. Time counted inexorably. Neither slow, nor fast.
Her legs had begun to burn from the effort. Her throat had parched dry. Her chest chafed against the inside of her jacket.
A left turn brough her into the housing estate with a minute remaining. The finish line loomed, keeping pace with the timer.
Sixty seconds left. She thought she might make it with a second to spare.
How did the app handle such close shaves?
Meg pushed harder, preferring not to find out.
The timer pulsed red as the countdown accelerated towards zero.
One more right turn brought her down a short road, then a left, then a nother right across a resident car park.
It saved her ten seconds over the predicted route that followed the actual street layout.
One more final left turn gave her a moment to glance at the panicking timer - still reading double digits.
For the first time since the bridge, she thought she could make it. A moment later, she squealed to a halt outside the house. Two lamplights either side of the
It took a second for the app on the phone to verify her arrival with GPS satellites and the local Vodafone tower.
The timer flashed green with Three Seconds.left.
Safe. Delivered.
One Box of Boneless Chicken, One tub of gravy, one large chips and a coke. All emerge from the pack on the back of her bike still steaming.
Confidently, she strolled up to the front door, and pushed the doorbell.
The door opened with frightening speed. Someone had been waiting.
Meg took less that a moment to regard him. Approximately the same age as she represented. Approximately the same height. Blue eyes. Short, unwashed hair. Unshaven stubble. A Metallica t-shirt, a pair of jeans and bare feet.
And he knew he’d trapped her. In that moment, she sensed his victory, before he even announced it.
One foot stepped back, expecting an attack.
“You know you’re late?” he said.
She felt herself blink.
“What?”
How the fuck was that possible? When Meg’s own mind accounted for every second of the trip, and her phone agreed with her.
“I put the order through on my phone twenty five minutes ago,”
And there was the screenshot on the phone to prove it, with the overtime alarm to let him know he’d won his free meal. And, of course, that mattered. Because that saved a tenner on a box of chicken, didn’t it.
In that moment she knew - it didn’t matter what evidence she had the company would side with the customer when it came down to it. It’d give her the money - then in a week’s time once the distpute was logged and approved, yank it clear from her account, just when it’d all been forgotten about.
Customers generated revenue. Riders could be replaced with another sucker. The utter unfairness of it stabbed.
It’d been setup. She sensed it. From his scent. From his body language. It would only end one way. Even if there hadn’t been an accident on a bridge, she’d always have arrived late by a minute according to his phone.
“You fucked with that?”
“No…”
And that was a lie. What’d he know? He’d set up some sort of system exploit, or bug, something to steal both a meal, a delivery fee, and a whole day’s worth of bonus stacks. For one brief instant, she wanted to strangle him. To pour every frustration through her fingertips and crushed the life out of his throat.
As someone once said, she had detailed files on human anatomy.
His eyes gave her another option Of course they weren’t focused on her face. They weren’t even focused on the meal in her hand.
Her body gave her another option.
Emotional mapping assured her it had the best chance of success. Take control of the situation. Create the appropriate emotional feedback loop and follow through to a quick, satisfactory climax.
Her body assured her it would be easy.
Something inside her baulked at the idea. It died quickly, replaced by the certainty that this was what she had been designed to do. This would be easy.
Another voice, found a far more compelling argument. It seemed like far too much of a reward. Meg had her own, better idea. If he didn’t want to play by the rules of the game, why should she?
With one breath, her mind slipped back into the core of her body. For a moment she marvelled at the sensation - more like being the pilot of a person, than being a person proper.
Something else took over, an intermediary translating her ideas and goals into the actions necessary to achieve them. She felt her posture shift, just enough to emphasise some of her more physical talents.
A long, deep breath raised her breasts, stretching her jacket..
“Maybe something I can do, that’s worth more than the price of a meal?”
Her voice gained a lustful timbre that promised him his every carnal desire. Her left hand reached out, soft-skined fingers brushing against pebble-dash stubble.
A little gasp escaped his lips.
“Let me show you how much this means to me.” Her tongue moistened her own thickening lips.
His true feelings warred with the ones she sought to implant. Against the full force of tuned pheromones and subvocal processing, they didn’t have a chance.
His left hand reached forward, resting heavily on her shoulder. His mouth hinged half-open, mind struggling to find the words inside the lustful fog.
With him in the perfect position, Meg pushed.The full force of everything she was, and was capable of, penetrated deep into his mind, right through to the most primitive lizard brain, lighting up every single nerve at once. .
In a heartbeat, his synapses overloaded.
A pleasured shiver rose through his body, escaping as a trembling whimper from his lips. His eyes rolled thoughtlessly up into the back of their sockets. His legs collapsed under him, dropping his body into Meg’s waiting arms.
His weight pushed her light frame back a step before she could compensate.
“Cute,” she smirked, feeling a little thrill of satisfaction roll through her body.
She carried his limp form to his living room at the back of his house, setting him into what looked like a comfortable position on the couch. She set his dinner on the table in front of him - helping herself to a piece of hot chicken and a handful of chips, before dropping some crumbs over his dozing frame.
The last thing she did was leave herself a glowing five star review from his phone, and close out the delivery.
She figured he’d wake up in an hour to a half-eaten meal, wonder what the hell happened, and then hopefully either drop it - or have so little evidence that nobody would care to listen.
Closing his door behind her, Meg zipped her jacket up - suddenly getting the impression that the neighbours might’ve gotten the wrong impression.
A giddy sense of power lingered in the aftermath - a sense of a small little victory to rise above the drudgery of the day.
Her phone offered her one last delivery run, promising another stack up on the bonus tree.
Meg logged off for the night instead.
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Hot water and coconut-oil soap dissolved the sweat of the day and the city grime, leaving Meg feeling pure and clean once more. She lingered under a steaming shower for far longer than necessary, letting the water cascade down across her, tracing in her mind every single bead and rivulet as it tracked its way across her skin, crawling inside every crack, crevice and cleavage on her body.
One single moment of hyper-self awareness left her shivering, with the odd sense of herself withdrawing in away from her skin until it became something else.
The sensation corrected itself in a heartbeat, leaving only a vague impression of ‘otherness’, and the clear idea that she did enjoy how well her body rendered the small comforts of life.
She switched the shower off and stepped off the tray onto cold tiled floor. Fingers of cold cold air prickled against the high points on her skin, sending shivers down her spine.
A towel warmed on an electric rail wrapped her in its cozy softness. It shielded her against the cold air as she stepped out into her bedroom. Wet feet padded across centuries-old timber floorboards worn smooth by a million footsteps before hers.
A single oil-flled radiator did its feeble best to warm the room. The Cold night air, an original 18th century single-pane window,. and a meter of solid stone wall, defeated it easily.
Meg stood over it to keep from shivering as she dried herself off.
Of course the radiator lived under the window, and naturally there were no curtains.
But nobody walked through Henrietta Street at that time of night, and being up on the third floor at the top of the building did have its advantages.
Preferred nightwear consisted of a short silken camisole top that allowed the cold night air to sneak up and tickle the bottom of her breasts and a set of lace panties that rode high on her hips and lengthened her legs.
Anything warmer felt ‘wrong’ in a way she just couldn’t place. Meg blamed it on some programmer’s fetish.
That thought woke the misanthrope in the back of her mind. Her own comfort didn’t matter.
Trying to wear a bathrobe felt far worse than braving the cold. It triggered an undefined sense of wrongness deep inside her body - a sense of rejection that crawled across her skin and begged her to take it off again.
Being cold, somehow, felt better than being comfortable.
Meg hurried downstairs to the living room, where a fire should’ve been lit. She pushed the timber door open, receiving the reward of a blast of cold air. A shiver crawled through her body.
A single light hanging from a bare bulb in the ceiling threw harsh shadows around the room and across the remnants of the plaster mouldings on the ceiling. Bare brick wall lurked in the shadows where the centuries old plaster had begun to flake off. The remaining plaster held centuries of paint and wallpaper, mottled by the moisture soaking through the brick.
At the head of the room, the original fireplace with it’s original marble surround sat cold and dark.
Anri sat at an old timber desk, still in her office clothes with a laptop. Her suit jacket hung on the back of her seat. A white blouse hung loose on her frame, vaguely hinting at what lay beneath. She had her fir-green hair tied tight and neat, waiting to be unleashed by a forceful hand. A pencil skirt wrapped tightly around her legs. She wore dark, tight sheer tights to contrast with her pale skin.
“No fire?” Meg asked, folding her arms under her chest.
“Oh,” Anri looked up from her screen, taking a moment to glance around at the still-cold room. “I’m busy”
Clearly, she’d been lost in focus.
“Still working?”
She smiled. “I just have to finish the quarterly journals before tomorrow.”
Meg wondered how anyone could possibly enjoy accounting that much. It seemed unnatural. Meg left her to it, focusing on getting the fire going before the cold really bit into her body.
It took a stack of fire-lighters, a bundle of dried sticks, a half a bale of peat briquettes and a match to set the whole thing burning. What started as a slow smoulder, quickly grew to a roaring fire, filling the room with a primordial light and heat, mingling with the earthy scent of peat smoke.
Meg lounged herself on the couch, losing her mind to late night television and the strange sense of self continuously provided by the underwear pressing down against her body.
Genom Model 33-S. Female.
The sensation went beyond reassurance, all the way to a sense of satisfaction which hit with the exact same cybernetic regularity each time she allowed it to form in her mind.
Genom Model 33-S. Female. .
The thought occurred to her that it’d been specifically added to her mind.
Her memories of the previous two weeks stood sharp and clear, playing back in her mind with the immutable quality of a compact disk, second by second, heartbeat by heartbeat. Sensation, action and emotion seperated and recorded in precise discrete clarity.
Even the missing moments stood out as missing - clear gaps where the record had been consciously cut
Before that, things were a haze where action and idea and feeling merged into one melange of being. Moments of high emotion shone bright and strong, alongside the strangely routine, warping in subtle ways each time she allowed herself to access them, the brightest details getting brighter, while the dimmest faded more into nothing.
The only solid item in each, being her own sense of self, dubbed into the analogue mind with digital clarity everytime the concept of ‘me’ appeared.
Somehow a 33-S stripping naked in a teenage boys changing room after P.E. class should’ve been getting far more attention than she actually did at the time.
Even so, the memory lacked any kind of detail beyond the vaguest sense of the room and how small it’d been, tinged with the frustration of always getting home late for a too-short lunch.
One the one hand, she felt she’d always been Meg. On the other, she knew she hadn’t. Her mind explored the gap between, where both natures met and became one whole entity.
The moment the idea formed in her mind that she’d ever been something else, it was rewarded by a sharp, digital assurance that she was satisfied with what she’d become, along with a keen awareness of her whole body and how comfortable it was.
She wished she could bottle the sensation and share it with the others. Part of her insisted on sending a message to the rest of the ‘managers’ group, politely advising them to look into getting their own 33-S body.
Surely Washuu could arrange it.
Include a few demonstrating photographs to get the blood pressure up seemed mandatory. Look how comfortable all of this is. The zealotry of the convert, she mused, laying back on the couch.
Bathing in the heat radiating from the fire, finding it hard to imagine how any living creature on earth could be more comfortable.
A cold breeze chilled her body, announcing that the door had opened.
“I’m back!”
Nam stood in a short faux-leather skirt and matching jacket - unbuttoned to reveal a pink blouse. The outfit had the effect of adding a level of maturity - allowing Nam to pass for someone in their mid-twenties, rather than looking like a schoolgirl.
“What happened to your hair?” asked Anri, pausing in her typing.
It shone under the ceiling light, her natural metallic silver pigments sparking through a candy-pink tint, matching her blouse.
“Like it?” Of course Nam seemed proud of it.
“Different,” Meg demurred, knowing better to announce what she actually thought of it.
“I know it doesn’t suit but it was the hardest to do right and it came out perfect.”
“I like it,” said Anri.
“Are any of you going to let me practice on you?”
Meg felt a shiver of unease - like she’d be letting a mad scientist tinker with herself. “I like my hair.”
“We have a dress code at work,” said Anri, quickly.
“I need to practice or I won’t get the job.” Anri pursed her lips into a pout. Steel-grey eyes glared at both Anri and Meg in turn, accusing them of spoiling her chance. “It’s different when it's someone else’s hair, and the styles of this era are so different,”
Neither of them felt the need to sacrifice themselves on the altar of fashion.
“Ask Sylvie, or Lou,” Meg suggested.
“Fine.” Nam’s lips pursed into a pout, making it very clear that both of them were actively ruining her chances at getting work.. “I’m going to have a shower.”
Nam could be such a teenager.
“I think pink would look good on you,”
“I’m still getting used to being a redhead,”
Anri gave her a strange look. Mag answered with a smile, for a moment getting a peak under the cover in her mind
She’d been going grey from stress.
Now she lounged in comfort, any echoes of the day’s work left behind the moment she logged off the app. Meg could exist on her own time, until she needed money again. Relax. Enjoy some of the comforts of life. Take a quick self-portrait.
As much as the residents of Henrietta Street kept themselves to themselves - at least among the other displacees - sending photos of herself to the group chat in the latest iteration of 'something more comfortable' never failed to bring a satisfied sense of amusement.
The timber door hinged open,
Lou, in a Eurospar Uniform
“Is Nam back yet?”, she asked.
“Watch out.” Meg warned. “She’s looking for victims to practice on.”
“She dyed her hair pink.” Anri added as an explanation.
Lou gave a momentary look of concern, running a tress of her blonde hair through her fingers for a moment. Meg could see her mind running through it.
Not a good look for her either. Pink hair required some very specific aesthetic choices to work correctly - none of which were available to them.
Lou took a breath. “I’m too tired,” she said “It’s been a long day.” Her body dropped onto the couch beside Meg.”A junkie overdosed on heroin,” she took a breath. “We had to wait for the ambulance.”
No big deal.
“I see a lot of of people injecting themselves on the boardwalk beside the river,” said Anri.
“Yeah, that happens,” answered Meg with a shrug.
“They asked me for money.” Anri pursed her lips into a pout.
“Yeah that happens,” said Meg, again. “You get used to them. Just don’t give them anything or they won’t leave you alone.”
Other cities on the continent either raused them out to the industrial estates on the periphery where the tourists wouldn’t see them, or set up needle exchange programs, methadone clinics and proper accommodation. Both options kept them out of public sight.
Dublin let them become part of the furniture. Tourists didn’t stay in the city long enough to figure out what they were. Residents knew to avoid them. The Eastern Europeans complained - until they realised nobody cared. The Americans either didn’t noticed them, or wrote them off as a sort of imagineered decoration at their holiday theme park.
“Junkies are harmless,” she added. “They usually don’t bother you. Just watch out for the teenagers.”
Those things could be feral.
“Lyudmila had her nose broken when she tried to stop one stealing cans of Red Bull. The manager said there was no point in calling the Guards.”
“Yeah, that happens.”
“This city isn’t really safe, is it?”, said Anri.
“Compared to most parts of the world, it actually is.”
Compared to most of the US residences, especially. The fire flickered, chewing its way through the briquettes. The air in the room grew heavy with a sense of unease. Anri’s typing came to a halt.
“Really?” asked Anri.
Lou beside her, shuffled a little in her seat, edging that bit closer. “We’re not on the station anymore, Anri.”
The words carried a weight to them, the realisation that the walled garden had been left behind and they’d entered a bigger, harder world.
Like being kicked out of the Garden of Eden for daring to have free will, rather than being the playthings of a fickle creator. The room fell silent. Meg found herself becoming more aware of the warmth soaking through her thigh from Lou’s hand.
A request for comfort. Meg shifted her weight a little, leaning against Lou’s body, placing a single hand on the soft skin of her thigh. Lou placed a warm hand on hers, both of their fingers meshing together in a soothing clasp.
The response had been programmed into the pair of them. The feelings were real to both.
A sense of comfort, security - and of not being alone.
“I never got the chance to really go outside in Megatokyo,” said Anri. “Only Sylvie did”
Lou’s grip tightened.
Meg took a breath, letting the sensations of her body fill her mind - riding on the edge of what her own mind permitted her to be aware of. She thought it might’ve explained her true purpose.
“I’ve lived here,” she said.
At least, she remembered living there.
The door opened again. The cold night are shivered up her spine.
Speak of the devil.
Sylvie, in black motorcycle leathers, with a helmet under her arm. Her golden eyes stared as if they’d gazed into the very pits of human depravity. Ash-black hair clung to her head, crushed by her helmet.
The tanned skin of her face formed into a mask of pure fatigue
“I’m going to bed,” she said, her voice heavy.
Anri blinked, looking up from her laptop.
“I’ll go too.” she said. “Keep you company.”
Sylvie offered only a tired smile to show her agreement. Anri closed her computer and stood up, giving her skirt and jacket a demure adjustment - as if she’d been working in the office.
As she walked passed, Sylive’s gold eyes fixed on Meg for a moment. Mag felt a rat crawl up her spine, the air in the room growing cold and dark with subdued hostility.
This is your fault.
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Meg found herself wondering what the Managers imagined happened behind the doors of Henrietta street once it came time for the residents to go to bed. She expected they’d be disappointed.
She soaked in the warmth of her bedsheets, curling her toes on her blankets to savour the sensation of cotton on skin.
Nobody seemed to really be happy.
On many levels, Meg could assume her life had gotten worse. But in one profound manner, it was infinitely better.
Today had no overhead. Tomorrow held no dread.
The rest was just the necessities of life
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2016-10-26: Light and Heavy |
Posted by: robkelk - 04-25-2023, 11:36 AM - Forum: Stories
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A double drabble by Rob Kelk
Niflheim
October 26, 2016
Hagall looked through the files of the latest batch of Refugees, to get a feel for their impact on Refuge, and how she could use that in her own plans to usurp control of Niflheim from Hild... again. Alright... alright... oh, definitely... alright... wait a minute! She took a closer look at one file. Oh, no, no, no - dropping him into Tokyo is just asking for trouble. And as much as Hagall likes making trouble, especially in a city that Belldandy likes so much, that sort of trouble isn't good right now. She casually flipped the longitude coordinate of that displacee's arrival point from positive to negative.
Over the North Pacific Ocean
Same Time
There was a pop of displaced air as a displacee entered Refuge. Being an intelligent man and always at least five steps ahead of his opponents, he realized what had happened to him in an instant. But before he could open his Death Note, he hit the water... and kept going because he couldn't swim. His last thought was that he wasn't so Light after all.
Niflheim
Same Time
Hagall smiled, knowing her plans for Refuge weren't at risk ... today.
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merciful death: Adieu by Rammstein |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 04-24-2023, 06:23 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Sometimes, Doug has used all his healing for the day.
Sometimes, the cause of impending death isn't something he can fix.
Sometimes, the person just doesn't want to prolong things any more.
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At times like these, there's Adieu... assuming I'm correct and German is the other language Doug is fluent in besides English and Japanese. It lets the dying person feel no pain or other immediate effects of whatever wounds or illnesses they may have, and be clear-headed enough to give a proper soliloquy if that's what they're into, or handle any last goodbyes or instructions to wrap up their affairs, from when the song is played to when they would have died without further intervention, or when further intervention keeps them from dying, up to when Doug's powers reset for the day. Yes, even if they logically shouldn't be able to function normally, such as being able to speak with no functional lungs, or suffering from physical damage/degradation of the brain, etc. ... It might be a heavily mixed blessing to have it wake someone from a terminal coma only to die anyway, but it's a song of last resort to say goodbyes, by definition.
On the plus side, there's no effect if no one in Doug's range is in terminal condition so it's one he can listen to whenever he likes, for practical purposes, and it's a very good song.
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Laser-Shooting Dinsaur |
Posted by: Aleh - 04-22-2023, 02:23 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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I'd normally comment on just what I expect this song would do. This time, however, I think the song title and thumbnail are enough to sum it up.
And if not...
"Here I come, drop your jaws to the floor;
"I'm riding on my mighty laser-shooting dinosaur..."
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I wonder whether I'm going into the office Wednesday |
Posted by: robkelk - 04-18-2023, 08:33 PM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun
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(Thread started in Politics because I'm sure it would be moved here if it wasn't.)
The largest public service union in Canada has been in a legal strike position for a few days now. They just announced that they're walking the picket line as of 12:01 am ET.
I'm not in that union. (My union has the word "Professional" in its name, and sticks by it; we prefer binding arbitration to strikes. So I've never walked a picket line. I'm not saying one approach is better or worse than the other.)
Maybe I should work from home tomorrow. (I've never crossed a picket line, either. But I can't just blow off work.)
The people who assess tax returns and send out the refund checks are in that union. And it's tax time. I expect some public pressure to get this solved quickly.
Funny thing... the last time they went on strike was in 1991, just after I started my civil service career (as opposed to a few government summer jobs). They haven't taken job action since then, until now, which is pretty close to when I can finish my civil service career. Book Ends happen in Real Life, too.
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